This may be a difficult day for a lot of people. Facebook now makes your posts show up in a huge, ugly font. That’s a lot to deal with on with on a Wednesday morning. Let’s try to start today off with a little bit of good news, if we can. Three of our readers are taking home free copies of ‘Star Trek Beyond’ on Blu-ray.
As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:
Honorable Mentions
- Bill M: All right… 200 quatloos!
- Nick: Be honest with me, how bad is my breath right now?
- Jason: Did you just say that the Cubs are in the World Series???
- Jeremy R: “Do I have something in my teeth? Check all the mandibles. Please.”
- Rob B: Oooooh that Taco Bell ain’t sittin’ right. Next time I get to choose!!
- Warner: “What do you mean you don’t recognize me?” It was at that moment that Idris realized that he needed a new manager and that this role was not going to increase his name recognition in the States!
- Chapz K: Where is the headphone jack on this iPhone? I need my headphone jack!
- Ronald O: Now I truly know what you women go through each day putting on your makeup!
- Csm101: “It’s me, Idris!”
“Oh my God, you look so weird without your mustache!” - Byron H: You should really try flossing.
- Ken K: Sleestak? Sleestak, my ass!
- Aaron: “Don’t worry, Star Trek – Discovery is in the Kelvin timeline, since it’s set 10 years prior to the adventures of Kirk/Spock . The events of Nero’s incursion to the timeline have already occurred which ended the Prime timeline.”
- Pedram: Maybe they’ll want me for James Bond now. They can’t tell I’m black under all this make-up.
- Nate C: The Singh’s send their regards…
- EM: Krall chases some Star Trek Behind
- Carl C: If some guy dressed in black wearing cool shades asks you to choose between the red and blue pill, whatever you do, don’t choose the blue pill.
- Darrel J: Wanna know what Bill Murray says to Scarlett Johansson at the end of ‘Lost in Translation’? He says [Unintelligible]
- Zuria: For the last time, I have no relation to Nick KROLL!
- kw: “You used a Rihanna song in the trailer? ARE YOU INSANE!”
- Miguel: Well, as you can see, this new fad of bathing in acorn squash juice can have some severe side effects
The Winners!
This was a tough contest to judge. We had a lot of great entries. Ultimately, these three were my favorites:
Russ wrote:
At least we’re not remaking “The Wrath of Khan” again!
David S. wrote:
*leans forward* “Wrong.”
Lance wrote:
I’m ribbed for your pleasure…
Special Runner-Up Bonus Prize
I also have a spare UltraViolet Digital Copy code for the movie that I can part with. If he wants it, Chris M. can have it for this entry:
C,mon baby. I know you’re into aliens. Once you go Krall you’ll have a ball.
Congratulations to Russ, David and Lance for winning ‘Star Trek Beyond‘ on Blu-ray, and to Chris for getting the UV code. Thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.
Csm101
Congratulations winners!
David Staschke
Awesome! This win has brought some much needed joy to my day! Thank you! 😀
Chris M.
Thank you! You guys rock!
Russ Thacker
Thanks for finding my caption amusing,