Good morning, readers! Did you stay up too late watching the Oscars last night? Yeah, me too. Would a good contest perk you up a little? That’s great, because we’re giving away one of the biggest Blu-ray releases of the year. Read on after the page break for your chance to win the James Bond extravaganza ‘Skyfall’ on Blu-ray!
With box office grosses well over $1 billion, ‘Skyfall‘ represented by far James Bond’s most successful outing yet. The film was even nominated for five Oscars last night, and went home with Best Sound Editing and Best Original Song. Now the movie’s available on Blu-ray with spectacular high-def picture and sound, and the disc can be yours easily.
To win, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Are you sure that’s one’s not a Magic Eye painting?”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 1st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
marc
Waiting for Q-dot…
Greg
“I’m a work of art, can’t you tell?”
Mike R.
He was told to sit in the corner and think about what he’d done, but nobody puts Bond in the corner.
Mike R.
After a lengthy timeout, Bond was really, really sorry for drawing that mustache on the Mona Lisa.
Mike R.
Bond had to maintain a stone cold exterior, lest his enemies interpret the pained expression from having sat on his own balls as a sign of weakness.
Rob
Worst. Strip Club. Ever.
Tim
James Bond will return…
I’m 50 now, so give me sec to rest on this museum bench.
Tim
Mendes, they’re gonna joke about Ferris’ in the Chicago museum. I’m telling you, they won’t get your symbolism about Bond being a relic of the past and maybe belongs in a museum.
Tim
Okay Mendes, I’ll do this shot of Bond staring into a painting; as long as you cut the scene where I’m watching a plastic bag hover in the wind.
G-man
Maybe if I sit here long enough, I’ll finally figure out why that damn picture of Dorian Gray keeps changing!
Tom A.
1. I can’t believe I came back to London for THIS.
2. How was I supposed to know a schooner and a sailboat are the same thing?
3. Damn that M! I understand that she’s pissed off because I let everyone think I was dead and went AWOL for a couple months, but this is really just too much. But I’ll get her back for this. Oh, yes! I will see that woman dead. I swear, if it’s the last thing I do, I will see that woman DEAD!
Tom A.
4. Be a secret agent, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Fly around the world. Blow things up. Drive fast cars with even faster women. :sigh: Still, this beats paperwork.
David W
Silent, but deadly.
David W
“I don’t know if it’s art, but I like it.”
David W
Choosing his next witticism carefully (for it may be his last).
David W
“I wonder if Q branch can hook me up with Artemisia’s number.”
David W
Damn. Godot is late. Again.
Kevin
“My God, Thomas Crown sat here. And he was a LOT taller than me.”
Kevin
“I’ve gotten to make Bond cry, act wholly out of character time & again and preen like a prissy egomaniac while trying to act like I’m the second coming of Steve McQueen, even though I’m not as ‘cool’ as his left nut. What’s left? Oh yeah, leaving a ‘silent but deadly’ emission — licence to kill indeed!”
Kevin
Wait, this ISN’T Schwab’s drugstore? Then how did I get picked to play a tall handsome secret agent?
Kevin
“When this scene is done, I’m going home to ball Rachel Weisz! Well, that’s what I’m telling everybody that I”m doing, anyway … “
Kevin
“They’re NEVER going to hang a pic of me from THE INVASION on the wall here, are they?”
Keith
“Zoe Barnes was supposed to meet me here ten minutes ago. Hope she didn’t ditch me for the Majority Whip again!”
Zuria
Why, oh why, did they have to tear in the front?
Zuria
Oh shit,! CRAMP, CRAMP, CRAMP!!!
Zuria
I see you there, trying to write some clever shit for a free movie. Get out and spend a few bucks, you cheap twat!
Zuria
And Craig hits hour seven at the Thomas Crown stare down contest! That’s right; SUCK IT, Brosnan!
Anthony Gianotti
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Zuria
Life is like a box of OOPS! Wrong movie…
Anthony Gianotti
Four score and seven years ago…