Say Hello to My Little Friend – Win ‘Scarface’ on Blu-ray!

Welcome back from the long weekend. Did you all have a nice Labor Day holiday? Since we have to go back to work today, let’s try to start the week off right with a Blu-ray giveaway! Enter our contest for a chance to win a free copy of the ‘Scarface’ Limited Edition Blu-ray Steelbook. Follow this post after the break for the rules. We’re starting this one early because we have a shorter timeframe than usual for contests. Be sure to get your entry in before the deadline.

Brian De Palma’s cult classic gangster flick ‘Scarface‘ is being released on Blu-ray today in two “Limited Edition” packages. The copy we’re giving away is the one that comes in a Steelbook case. (Sorry, if you really want the overpriced cigar humidor, you’ll have to pay for that yourself.)

This is going to be one of our ever-popular photo caption contests. I think we all remember the catch-phrase that Al Pacino delivers in the following famous scene. To win our contest, all you have to do is come up with another funny or clever caption for the photo. (Click to enlarge.)

The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “I’m gonna HANG OUT with my WANG OUT, and I’m gonna ROCK OUT with my COCK OUT! Ooh yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!”

It’s that easy. I think I’ve given you a photo with potential for some good zingers.

The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.

Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is this Wednesday, August 7th. That’s right, the end of day tomorrow. So you better get to commenting quickly!

The winner will be announced either later this week or early next. Good luck, everyone!


  1. Barsoom Bob

    How many times do I have to tell you to keep your F***ing hands off the remote while I’m watching my Novelas !

  2. HuskerGuy

    Tony, you’re alive! And you’re a horrible shot!

    My cocaine shooting gun will revolutionize the drug industry.

  3. Alex

    Officer, I can explain. You see, I’m getting into the non-dairy coffee creamer distribution industry… uh, and this isn’t a gun, it’s actually an experimental coffee creamer injection device that Starbucks commissioned, yeah that’s it… and the dead girl? oh, um, well, she…. tried to smoke too close to the creamer. Stuff is flammable ya’ know.

  4. 1) GEORGE!!!! Stop messing with the Original Trilogy, Cholo!!!!!

    2) The Smurfs have made HOW MUCH money?? (Kaboom!)

    3) That guy? I NEVER LIKED THAT GUY! (Kaboom!) Or that guy! (Kaboom!) Or THAT guy! (Kaboom!)

    4) Peyton Manning is still injured? (Kaboom!)

    5) Hey man…. what did I tell you about smoking in my house? (Kaboom!)

  5. 6) Colt AR-15 with an underslung M203 smooth bore Grenade Launcher….the very best there is….when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room (and on the stairs, and in the tacky indoor “The World Is Yours” indoor fountain filled foyer), accept no substitutes.

    7) Yooooooo Joe!!!!!

  6. Trey Sanford

    While this firing stance is effectively dramatic there is a significant risk of severe kickback repercussions. Remember kids crotch protection should always come first.

  7. motorheadache

    For the new Blu-Ray version, Brian De Palma has replaced Pacino’s line to “No. Noooooooo!” Qtd. from DePalma: “I really wanted to emphasize the fact that he is losing his drug empire and is not happy about it. Before, you didn’t realize why he was freaking out and firing his gun off haphazardly.”

  8. Brian H

    1) “And at this exact moment-I give you modern hip-hop!”

    2) Somehow the working titles “Cokeface,” and “Crotchgun,” were deemed to likely to spoil the film’s climax.

    3) “Whadda mean they cancelled Fantasy Island?! I f-ing kill you!”

  9. Javier Aleman

    “no Tony! I told you to hold it firmly against your shoulder and gently squeeze the trigger but instead you are treating it like your hand after prom, up in your crotch jerkin all around!”

  10. Joe Campbell

    After that day, she never complained about him shooting blanks again.

    “Sex machine aint got shit on me!”

    From the creators of Guitar Hero comes Crime Lord Hero. With real guns!

    When Tony Montana role playing just stops being sexy.

    “I expected the Spanish Inquisition, motherf*cker!”

    When Hitler reacts to Netflix’s price increase, it’s cute. When Tony Montana reacts to Netflix’s price increase, it’s f*cking terrifying.

    “Wait, which on’e my rifle and which one’s my gun, again?”

    King Henry VIII reincarnated.

    “When I said, “Get me my coke, woman” I didn’t mean Coca-Cola!”

    “Honey, this new brand of condom burns like crazy! Honey?”