Readers of this site may remember the controversy that erupted back in 2008 over the problematic Blu-ray transfer for the Oscar-winning epic ‘Patton’. Credit where it’s due, 20th Century Fox offers a major mea culpa this week with a newly remastered Blu-ray that finally rectifies the mistakes of the old disc. How’d you like to win a copy for free? We can help. Follow after the page break for your chance to win.
‘Patton‘ of course recounts the true story of George S. Patton, the controversial American general who led successful campaigns against Axis forces during World War II, but whose quest for glory and greatness at all costs alienated other American commanders. Scripted by Francis Ford Coppola and directed by Franklin J. Schaffner, the film is a thrilling epic and a genuine masterpiece.
To win the remastered Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Hello, is Al there? Yes, Al. Last name: Coholic.”
It’s that easy.
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, November 9th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck, everyone!
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So, Rommel, that Marlene Dietrich’s quite a fox, isn’t she?
Soldier : Who am I? I am General F’ing Patton’s top aide. Who the hell are you?
Rajeh Imasopoor : This is Rajeh at the new U.S. Military Command help center in New Delhi, India.
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“Knight takes Rook. Check.”
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“So what are you wearing right now? Oh, you dirty thing you…”
“Yeah, I’ll have a half Hawaiian, half pepperoni pizza and a box of breadsticks. Just send it out to the front lines, we’ll get it. I’ll pay with card.”
After an unsuccessful pilot episode, ABC decided to scrap their new comedy “Shell Shocked” about three veterans who relive the glory days of WWII in their backyard.
The straight-to-blu-ray sequel to “For a Good Time Call” was a bit of a departure from the first film. Needless to say, it flopped horribly.
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That’s right, 10,000 extra-large sausage & mushroom and 1 medium anchovy & spinach.
Hi! This sounds crazy but I’m calling you from WWII, call me crazy.
Yes! I totally have a cooler looking coat then the other guys mom.
You want to know what I’m wearing…I thought you’d never ask!
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes, were lost! Apple maps screwed us over again.
Hi, I’d like to save 15% or more on my car insurance.
I don’t know, what’s YOUR favorite scary movie?
You hang up . . . no, you hang up . . . no, seriously, hang up.
I’d like to send two dozen roses to Adolph, middle name Oliver, last name Bush.
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MOM, GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE!
Yes, my wedding ring is stuck, do any of your soups offer anything to help remove it?
Well, our soups are low in sodium, so that should cut back on the bloating in your fingers.
At the sound of the tone, the time will be…
You know, the hell of it is, I get 5 bars of 4G out here!!!
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You can keep your smartphone – I’m doing it old school! Texting? We got telegraphs!
“Look I want the double cheese everything pizza!” “Don’t mess up the order, there’s a guy behind me who’ll shoot me if you get it wrong.” “No, really!”
This might sound crazy but there was a man riding that bomb as it came down.
“Wait..Who is Dog?”
Gentlemen, tips up
“Can you hear me now?”
“Funny? “Clever?” War is not funny, or clever. War is hell, pure hell.
Wassssssuuuuuppppp Bluuuuuu? Nothin’..just chillin’..drinkin’ a bud! How about you Ray?
Yes dear… gallon of milk and some bread. Love you too… I will… bye-bye!