Ashes… Ashes… All Fall Down – Win ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ on Blu-ray!

By now, you’re probably sick of hearing ‘Olympus Has Fallen‘ described as “Die Hard in the White House.” Fair enough. If you’d like the chance to win an action thriller in which a lone underdog hero is trapped in a confined location (that happens to be where the President lives) with a bunch of terrorists, enter our contest today.

Oh, allow me to be more specific, since there were two of these this year. If you’d like the chance to win an action thriller in which a lone underdog hero (played by Gerard Butler) is trapped in a confined location (that happens to be where President Aaron Eckhart lives) with a bunch of terrorists, enter our contest today.

OK, got it? Good. To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Don’t look, but I think General McCreepypants is stalking us.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, August 16th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

105 comments

  1. NJScorpio

    2)
    “Look, every time the General comes with us out to lunch, he insists we split the bill evenly, but always orders way more than anyone else….YEAH, I’m talking about YOU you cheap s.o.b.!”

  2. John M.

    Look, I told you when we renovated the super secret hidden bunker that will save me from whatever I am not going to be saved by… GET BETTER FURNITURE!! Damn it is it really so hard to go down to Ikea in Potomac Mills!!

  3. Alex

    “But Bill Pullman got to!”
    “No, Sir, you’re not allowed to give the Independence Day speech.”

  4. Alex

    So you’re telling me that we don’t get AMC down here in the bunker? You mean I’m going to miss Breaking Bad?

  5. Alex

    Mr. President, Admiral McCreepypants is really pissed that you got his rank and branch of service wrong.

  6. “I love what you did with my new home theatre, I really do, but the wax figures are really creepy. Maybe we could just hang some movie posters instead.”

  7. Lord Bowler

    1) I’m telling you I like the old Windows Interface better.

    2) President: Are you sure we can’t just nuke North Korea?

    3) Vice-President: Mr. President, I love you!
    President: I know.

    4) General: (Internal Monologue) Just let me push the button!

    5) Vice-President: I don’t want to die!
    President: Get a grip man, the General’s watching us!

  8. NJScorpio

    4)

    “Hold on, so first I put one hand on my other arm, like this?”

    “No, you put your hands on your hips…”

    “When do I sing out ‘Macaraena’?”

  9. dachst

    “Its Just A Step to the Right”, pull your knees in Tight, but its the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane!

  10. “Who invited that guy?”
    “You mean the crazy old man with the sideways glance?”
    “No…that one!”
    “The black guy?”
    “No no, the one adjusting his glasses, I got a bad feeling about that one.”

  11. G-man

    Mr. President, in my opinion, he might be a bit too old for the Village People remake of “In the Navy” that we’re casting, but he sure does look sexy in that uniform.