O Yes You Can – Win ‘Oblivion’ on Blu-ray!

Spaceships, shooting and explosions in pummeling surround sound – isn’t this what home theater is all about? This week, we’re giving away the Tom Cruise sci-fi epic ‘Oblivion‘ on Blu-ray. Don’t miss out on your chance to take it home for free.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “You know, I’d never actually tried to read Dianetics before. This shit is nuts!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, August 9th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. T.J. Kats

    You know John is right this Battlefield Earth script is better than people give it credit for.

  2. Lord Bowler

    “Soylent Green is people??”

    “Kim Kardashian must have been a very important person!”

    “What is in The Obelisk?, I can’t wait to find out”

    “This Arthur C. Clark book is much better than Battlefield Earth”

  3. NJScorpio

    1) “Okay Tom, act like you are reading. No, act like you understand what you are reading…”

    2) “Do I enter the cave? Or stay on the path? I can’t choose!”

  4. T.J. Kats

    Holy shit people are going to be shocked when they see what happens next season on Game of Thrones.

  5. Jeremy R

    “Oh, Johnny Tremaine! If only you’d have been less arrogant and accepted Scientology, you wouldn’t have that ugly hand.”

    Cruise relaxes by reading the only copy of the Top Gun novelization by J D Salinger.

    See Spot. See Spot Run. OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, I can’t wait to turn the page to see what happens next!

    Tom is disappointed to discover Moby Dick is nothng like what he expected it to be.

    “This 50 Shades book is okay, I guess. I just think it’d be better with a male lead.”

  6. Barsoom Bob

    Tom studies “Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage,” in the hopes of one day having a successful relationship.

  7. David Staschke

    Tom’s internal thoughts: “I hope this looks authentic and no one notices that I still have dyslexia”

  8. David Staschke

    Tom begins to question his faith as he finally reaches Operating Thetan Level 8 and reads the Xenu story…

  9. EM

    [Frankly, I think Josh’s sample caption will be hard to beat. That said, even though I’m not interested in the prize, I feel like I shouldn’t post without making my own entry; so, here goes:]

    “But…this script is just other scripts pasted together!”

  10. Jim

    Ah, here we are:

    “Oblivious”, adj. “Clueless, completely unaware of one’s surroundings, current political climate in Washington D.C.”

  11. Timcharger


    “O Yes You Can”?!

    O no you didn’t! You made a pun with the letter “O” for the movie Oblivion?

    If the prize was “O”, that 2001 movie on Othello, I understand going for the pun.

    You put more thought into your Dianetics is nuts caption than the title.

    How about:
    “The rumors are true, Tom Cruise will blow you… into Oblivion” in our next caption contest… okay maybe that’s too edgy.

  12. Tom Cruise can’t take his eyes off “Down Came the Rain: My Journey Through Postpartum Depression ” by Brooke Shields.

  13. Sanders

    “Huh, the book IS better than the movie.”
    “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can… this is a real page turner, I wonder if the little engine makes it.”
    “The best-laid plans of mice and men – and Tom Cruise, the small man in the glasses who wanted nothing but time. Tom Cruise, now just a part of a smashed landscape, just a piece of the rubble, just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself. Mr. Tom Cruise – in Oblivion.”

  14. “This Jumping on a Couch for Dummies book was totally worth it.”

    “This Top Gun Volley Ball game fan fic. Whew!”

    “I got the need, the need to read!”