It’s the first contest of 2013! Let’s start this year off on the right foot by offering free copies of the time travel thriller ‘Looper’ on Blu-ray to two of our lucky readers. Want to know how you can win? Read on after the page break for all the contest instructions and rules.
One of last year’s surprise hits, director Rian Johnson’s ‘Looper‘ is a time travel thriller with an ingenious concept. In the film, a young assassin (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) must hunt his older self (Bruce Willis).
In order to win a copy, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “I’m practicing my Batman scowl. Christian Bale taught me this. How’s it look?”
We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, January 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Rob
What are you asking me for? I don’t understand this movie, either.
Kevin
When Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sence I jizzed in my pants.
Mark Luty
I see dead people!
Aaron McKee
“They all float. When you’re down here with us, YOU’LL FLOAT, TOO!”
Kevin
I totally look like Connary in Bond when I make this face.
J.J. Carlson
What you looking at, Willis!
Austin
WELCOME TO THE PRAIRIE, PAL!
Austin
Loopers’ lips sink timeslips.
Austin
“Change in today’s shooting script, Joe. We’ve written out that heavy sex scene with Emily.”
Austin
“Ease up on the Bruce impersonation, Joe! Let the makeup do the work.”
Cameron
Someone just shoved a corn cob up my ass!
Austin
“APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE RIGHT NOW!! Open your fucking mouth and eat the rice! NOW!”
(from A BETTER TOMORROW II)
Dan Q
HitRECord is going mainstream?! No!
Terry Cox
I’m just about ready for my starring role in the new Duck Tales movie
Mark
Yippee-Ki-Yay, mother…..!
Mark
Consider that a divorce.
Mark
The Rainmaker is a wuss, man!
Would someone get me out of this Bruce Willis make-up?
G-man
SCHWING! I didn’t realize Emily Blunt looked so hot!
Phillip Dunlevy
“How’s THIS for a 3rd rock!”
Phillip Dunlevy
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
Mark
This is me wrinkling my Bruce Willis.
Phillip Dunlevy
“What!? I go bald in 30 years?!?!?”
Mark
High Def Digest is giving away a Looper blu-ray? Let me show you my super-psyched face!
Vincent Moreno
Is this limbo!?
J.J. Carlson
The future is pretty terrible. In it, I’m a Surrogate.
J.J. Carlson
Dammit! Burning man is in another field!
Mark
If you win, your Looper blu-ray will be obsolete! In thirty years, we have Super Duper Looper HD!
Mark
Per my director, the sequel will be called Pooper.
Jeff Williams
1. Yippee Kay Yay Future Lover!
2. Yippee Kay Yay Future Mother!
3. Yippee Kay Yay Mother of a Telekinesis Freak!
4. Yippee Kay Yay Father Time!
5. Yippee Kay Yay seems appropriate now!
6. Is it time to bleed yet?
7. You’re telling me I get famous from a TV show with Cybill Shepherd?
8. So the best we can come up with in the future is a less accurate shotgun?
9. Can a guy get a Seagram Cooler around here?
10. No, I haven’t seen the Fifth Element…stop asking me!
Steve
Looper makes magnum look like blue steel.
Jeff
NO more waxing!