Hang on to your fedoras, folks. We have a fantastic contest for you this week. We’re giving away one of the most exciting Blu-ray releases of the year. That’s right, the long-awaited ‘Indiana Jones’ box set can be yours free if you enter our contest. How awesome is that?
The ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures‘ Blu-ray collection contains all four of the mega-popular adventure films starring Harrison Ford: ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’, ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ and ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. All right, fine, we have to acknowledge that ‘Crystal Skull’ isn’t nearly as popular or beloved as the previous three movies, but we’re giving this away for free, so quit your griping.
To win a copy of the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”
That’s all there is to it.
We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, September 21st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Zachary Johnson
No no! I’ll do anything! Shrink my face, melt his, and make the other guy explode! JUST DON’T MAKE US WATCH ONE MORE NANO-SECOND OF JAR-JAR BINKS!”
“At least this is better than what that Kali-Ma bastard tried to do to us. Ripping hearts out and burning them. Oh, the humanity!”
Nick Kosmides
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when I say “Medicare Reform”?
Jeff Thompson
What kind of taco does that?
Kit Carter
Damn. soiled another pair.
Nick Kosmides
My daughter said WHAT in class today?!! I…I have absolutely no idea where she got that from.
Terry Ewing
TOHT!!! PUT BACK ON YOUR CLOTHS!!! YOUR SCARRING ME FOR LIFE!!! I DIDN”T KNOW YOU WERE A WOMAN!!! I”LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN AS LONG AS I LIVE!!!
That’s it! I’m renouncing my Nazi faith and i’m turning to priesthood.
I hope they’ll accept me in America. I’ll hide in Los Angeles. It’s nice and clean there.
Nick Kosmides
Proctologist: “You vill only feel a little bit of pwessure. Just twy to relax.”
German Soldier: ” Umph. aaaaaAAAAAAAhHHHH!”
Nick Kosmides
(Has variable rate mortgage. Sees mortgage bill.)
Nick Kosmides
That Hemsworth is a doll. I’d let him do this to me…
Dan
I Guess You really CANT WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE FIRE!
Lito Velasco
“Colonel Dietrich was given a brief glimpse of the future and he saw a possible-reality worse than Nazi Germany: Mitt Romney…President of the United States, 2012.”
“Colonel Dietrich saw into the future…and realized that the Indy BluRay set was lacking some of the Bonus Features fans expected.”
El CSM101
I would expect this from George, but you Steven?!
Adam
OMG! So that’s what Nicki Minaj looks like without make-up!
Pyronaut
1. George Lucas is going to redo my melting scene in CGI??
2. Michael Bay is going to reboot Indy as an alien??
3. You clicked on the goatse link!
Eric Feldstein
Singing: Haben sie gehort das Deutsche Band
Mit a bang,Mit a boom, Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom
Andrew
“My precioussss!”
Sam Jordan
“These salty baked sourdough snacks are leaving me quite parched.”
“Someone save us! It’s the QUADRUPLE DIP!”
“And here I thought only Slash’s guitar solos could make faces melt. Huh. Go figure. Anyways… AAAGGGHHH!!”
“I haven’t see that much spewing since… well… nevermind. That’s just a lot of spewing. That’s all I’m trying to say.”
“What’s the deal with women and high definition!!?!? I mean, they can’t see the difference with HDTV, and yet they’ll watch HGTV through a wool blanket.”
“You can do better than CALISTA FLOCKHARRRRRT!”
“These pretzels are making me VERY thirsty!”
“Pleeeeaase tell me you renewed our subscription to Cat Fancy!”
Austin
My first 5. I may do more.
“NNNNNnnNNNnnnoOOooooOOoo!” (George Lucas revised editon)
The first and last time Col. Dietrich confused the lighter fluid with his personal lubricant.
“Vait, I just realize – vengeful Jewish God probably not too happy mit us just now.”
“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion–”
“Vot do you mean ve Nazis vill be replaced by interdimensional beinks?”
Michael
I promise to pay back my student loans, just don’t make me guard Karen Allen.
Andrew
“They told me it was a smoke monster, not a fire monster!”
puddy77
Colonel Dietrich’s measured and appropriate reaction to the absurdity of his own existence and futility of his actions as an opponent to such an infallible and invulnerable foe that is Indiana Jones. Moments earlier, Colonel Dietrich was shown the “nuke the fridge” scene from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
William Henley
“Next time I will start the alien reactor BEFORE going for a walk on Mars!”
“Just saw the Kate Middleton photos”
“Run Forrest Run!”
Eric Feldstein
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGGG! No, no, wait, let me try an alternate take, I want to audition for the alien in your next movie, what’s it called? E.D.?
Joe Rodriguez
What? No SLIPCOVER!!!
Ric
Yeoowww! Jooooonnnes, watch where you’re flicking that whip!
carlos
“aaarrgghhh,this is the last time i drink a whole gallon of that Havanero flavored kool aid”
Bran Solo
“uggggggghhhhhh, must. sneeze. before. brain. explodes.”
“oh dear Jesus, that there thing is on fire, heeey-elp!”
“ginormous hairball! ahh(cough)ahh(cough)ahh!!!””
“gulp…my tie is too tight yall!!!!!”
Ken
“The cake you baked ist wunderbar, darlink.”
carlos
Suddenly it occurred to Wilhelm that he was way over his head in his first day as a Benihana chef.
carlos
“Who is this Hendrix kid?? and what is he doing to his guitar???