Even after three successful contests in a row, we’re still in a giving mood around here at High-Def Digest. To keep the momentum going, we’ve decided to give away yet another free movie to one of our readers! This week, we’re offering you the opportunity to win ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ on Blu-ray, and we’ll even let you choose whether you want the 2D or 3D edition. Don’t miss out!
As if you didn’t already know, ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ is the first part of Peter Jackson’s epic ‘Lord of the Rings’ prequel trilogy. To win a copy of the movie on Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Why yes, I am on my way to the Silly Hat Convention. How did you know?”
We’re giving away one copy of the movie on Blu-ray. The winner may choose whether he or she wants the 2D edition or the 3D edition.
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
CK
Gandalf: I thought you were going to shoot a fireball or something.
Radagast: It didn’t go off, but still, where did the lighter-fluid come from?
Tom A.
6. There was an awkward pause as Gandalf debated whether or not he should say anything about Radagast’s pants-free lifestyle.
CK
I’m Radagast, Keeper of the Sacred Ring-Pop.
CK
Strange, Radagast seems to have gone AFK.
Brian R
Two Orcs walk in to a bar…. Stop me if you’ve heard this.
Philip Reaves
“But it doesn’t taste like pineapple.”
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“Giant spiders, hmm…? And you got here by the power of forest creatures…?”
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“Alright- and I don’t want you to freak out- but there’s a chipmunk in your beard.”
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It was when the two locked eyes that they realized true love had been right in front of them all along.
DAn
can you belive we are going to be on Dancing with the Stars??
CK
4. Radagast: Can you guess which of my eyes isn’t real?
5. Gandalf was left speechless when he realized Radagast was completely naked.
Mr Apollo
“…and if you say anything to anyone about this, I’ll make sure you won’t be in any sequels!”
Ashish
“Gandalf, you stand there Smaug, I mean smug, smoking your pipe, with the finest longleaf in Middle Earth, not sharing at all, and you wonder I’m angry? I have bird crap on my head!”
“What do you mean my rabbits are slow? They’re the fastest hares in Hazzard County!”
“Gandalf, that Head & Shoulders shampoo you gave me did wonders for my beard”
“You were supposed to use it in your hair to get rid of that bird poo!”
Brian R
You have any gum?
Brian R
Psst… That guy over there in the blue shirt,,
I think he’s a narc. DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!!
El csm101
Sooo… Got any new magic tricks?
Csm101
“So if you had to see one of the dwarves naked,who would it be?
TJ
Gandalf, why is Bilbo so happy at the top of the page? He is running toward a horrible adventure. If only he knew that he would find the one ring to rule them all. Then, he could have avoided his nasty hobbit of groping the ring 24/7 and turning into a vampire. I mean seriously, he couldn’t find a hobbit to bring to bed instead of a ring. Men and their jewelry these days.
Donna
Radagast, you are talking a hare too fast. Breathe, my friend. Breathe
Donna
Gandalf, let me get this straight. You chose a hobbit for your adventure with the dwarves because hobbits are quiet and sneaky. But you let him use a sword that shines bright blue when orcs are near. It kinda defeats the purpose if you see what I mean.
Donna
Radagast, do you wanna do the Hobbit Shake?
Donna
Where is Jake from State Farm when you need him?
Donna
Gandalf, wanna hear my funny name for Bilbo Baggins. Let’s just say you switch the B in Bilbo with a D and the B in Baggins with an F.
Donna
Gandalf, I just whizzed in my pants…
Donna
Give me a sec, Gandalf. My hosiery is bunching.
Donna
Radagast, did I just step in rabbit poop?
Donna
Radagast: I knew Dumbledore didn’t die!
Donna
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborwoods, would you be mine?
Paul
If that camera pans down, this movie is NSFW….
Paul
Kiss me baby one more time!
Paul
Gandalf, my GLOIN is HAREY!!!
Paul
Gandalf: I am smoking with curiosity!
Rob
This is a little awkward, but, do you ever have that, you know…not-so-fresh feeling?