Our readers are the best. Honestly, when I posted last week’s contest for the ‘Gravity’ Diamond Luxe Blu-ray, I worried quite a bit that the image I chose for the caption contest was too difficult and nobody would find anything funny to say about it. I couldn’t have been more wrong. You guys came through with lots of hilarious entries.
As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:
- Adam C: If I had my PS2 controller I coulda been home hours ago.
- Alex: Figured I’d get dressed up as Sigourney Weaver before playing Alien: Isolation.
- Bill A: This one time, at space camp …
- Chapz Kilud: Prepare quantum torpedoes. Maximum yield, full spread.
- David S: Cyber sex is much more complicated in space…
- Csm101: In space, no one can hear George Clooney scream…
But if they could, they would probably hear this, “What the fuck was I thinking?! Come back Sandra, reel me back in!!”
- Phillip L: First a bus, then a damn cruise ship, now a space station. Is there no medium in which I can safely travel?
- Cliff G: The Blue Danube? Where the hell is that music coming from?
- Timcharger: So much symbolism is this film. A woman tries to operate a vehicle. But a man flies in to show her how. Don’t blame me; blame Cuaron.
- Cameron: “Dolby Atmos?….. If I fart, which speaker will it come out?”
- Manuel B: The files are IN the computer?
- Carl C: Damn this Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!
- Dean C: Worst spot for a photo booth, ever!
- Hamud M: “Just hold it in until you find a gas station… JUST HOLD IT IN!!!!”
- Matt S: That’s not a moon, it’s Clooney’s ego!
- Jonathan L: Why is my Etch-A-Sketch not working?!
- Dennis P: Slowly , slowly, slowly……Damn, I hit that chevette again!!!
- Salvador C: Sandra Bullock’s only means of distancing herself from “All About Steve,” LEAVE EARTH!!
- David: Damn it! Clooney told me this rust bucket was an automatic!
- Andy T: “I’m telling you, Houston, I’m looking out the starboard window and I see a guy in a hockey mask, a guy with nails in his face and a freaking leprechaun.”
I told it to avoid highways, but this is ridiculous. I don’t see my house at all. Damn you, Apple Maps!
Congratulations to T.J. and Kim for winning the ‘Gravity’ Diamong Luxe Edition Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.
It’s been such a spacey couple of weeks.
It took me a while to “get” TJ’s entry. But you’re talking to a guy who could never get off the first level of Call of Duty. 🙂
Call of Duty?!
This was the Nintendo, Contra days.
Thanks I really appreciate this. Now I just need to convince the wife I need a new receiver and more speakers.
Thanks! Hopefully my neighbors won’t kill me when I watch it.
Note to self:
Do not publically disagree with any opinion of Josh’s prior to these contest results.
You’re right Josh. I’ve changed my mind.
Interstellar was the dumbest sh*t I ever saw, too.