‘Godzilla’ (2014) Contest Results

SMASH! STOMP! ROAAAARRR!!! Godzilla is back, and one of our readers will get a free Blu-ray copy of this summer’s new blockbuster hit movie. Let’s see who won.

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

Honorable Mentions

  1. Alex: The moment Megalon began to free-style, it was clear which way the rap battle had turned…
  2. David V: “Raise your hands if you’re sweating inside that rubber suit.”
  3. NJScorpio: Okay guys, this will be the perfect end of episode of freeze frame. Now just add in “Created by Chuck Lorre”.
  4. Dan: Ok so who all votes to kick Rodan out of the band, raise your hand……
  5. Eric: “Anybody see that new Godzilla movie? What a mess … I didn’t believe for a SECOND that it was just a guy in a rubber suit!”
  6. CSM101: Cuz my name is Godzilla
    My beats’l make you illa
    Atomic breathing killa
    Ask King Kong the gorilla
    Jet Jaguar’s got my back
    Cause Gigan is so wack
    You never had a chance
    On this All-out Monster Attack!!
  7. Timcharger: This shows the changes to the Guardians of the Galaxy lineup in the Japan release.
  8. Robert A: Hey! Macarena! Alright!
  9. Andrew: Not it!
    Not it!
    Not it!
    Godzilla: Not . . . DAMN IT
  10. Kenneth T: His friends understood why he wanted to go with a darker/edgier tone for his new film, but they’re up-in-arms that he’s moving to San Francisco without them!
  11. Ronald O: Godzilla: Does my rubber suit make me look fat, guys?
  12. Evan: Gigan: “Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!”
    Megalon: “Bro, you’re Buddhist”
  13. Chris M: No seriously guys. It’s this big.
  14. David S: Man, cheerleaders were a lot less hot back in the day…
  15. Ryan: “Let them…dance.”

The Winner!

We had a bunch of hip-hop themed entries this time. I guess that’s because Godzilla is the real O.G. My favorite was this one from Trebor:

Rollin down the street, smokin Tokyo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back with my mind on the mothra and the mothra on my mind.

Congratulations to Trebor for winning ‘Godzilla‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.


  1. Congrats! There were some very good entries once again for these contests.

    I’m honored to get an honorable mention, but I really need to come up with more than one entry next time around.

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