Universal has offered us some extra copies of the acclaimed coming-of-age drama ‘The Edge of Seventeen‘ to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to win one. Or don’t. Whatever. I don’t care.
(That’s sarcasm. Of course we like giving away free stuff.)
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “WTF? The Secretary of Education can’t even spell ‘apologies’ right and I’m the one getting a C in English?”
We have three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, February 16th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Mica
*Reads text in Quagmire voice*
Hey, baby, how ’bout you and I make some TRUE GRIT? Heh, heh, aaaalright.
Luke C
“Whose butt am I looking at?”
Luke C
“We elected a bottle of self tanner as President?”
Rob Geyer
For the last time, no means no!!!
Mica
Hailee, listen, we’ve got an hour until the next take so if you wanna split a joint, meet me at the playground in five. Also, quit calling me MISTER Harrelson.
Luke C
“Who do I know named Dich Pich?”
Rob Geyer
Give me a break. It was released on HD DVD over 10 years ago and it’s still not on Blu-Ray. Enough already!
Luke C
“Suicide Squad was Oscar Nominated?”
Luke C
“Lindsay Lohan is playing me in the Pitch Perfect 2 porn parody?”
Rob Geyer
Spaghetti again!
Rob Geyer
What’s wrong with the WiFi now!!!
Luke C
“Why does Ken Bone keep asking for the password to my iCloud account?”
Mica
Dear Ms. Steinfeld
My name is Ron Jeremy and I have an exciting career opportunity I would like to talk to you about…
Rob Geyer
I’m going to enter the password just one more freakin’ TIME . . .
Luke C
“Mom…dad….please remember to take me out of group text before sexting….”
Rob Geyer
Ewww . . . that’s gotta be the ugliest guy I’ve ever seen.
Rob Geyer
Stupid auto-correct!
Luke C
“Bob Saget does stand up? I should YouTube some of his….oooohhh…”
Rob Geyer
No way. I can’t believe Chuck Norris just did that.
Luke C
“*Opens link to some video named Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen*”
Mica
“God’s Not Dead”
Luke C
“Don’t need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn zoo? Umm….what?”
Rob Geyer
Mom! What makes you think I’d want to know that?
Mica
Yep, I remember the first time I heard the phrase “alternative facts”.
Timcharger
Music playing on her phone:
‘She’s only edge-of-seventeen (seventeen).
Daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me (seventeen).
She’s everything I need (seventeen)…’
“Ugh! President Winger.”
JR Kalhagen
Ugh. Now I know why he calls himself Woody.
JR Kalhagen
They’re releasing Blade Runner again?! How stupid do they – wait!
“Deluxe Tear Ducts Edition” includes a vial of authentic Rutger Hauer tears?! Take my damn money!
JR Kalhagen
I know there’s some honest-to-goodness problems in the world, but look at how low this bit-rate is!?
JR Kalhagen
There’s no way Peter Jackson intended for that green tint to be present!!!
JR Kalhagen
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