Contest: Win ‘The Edge of Seventeen’ on Blu-ray

Universal has offered us some extra copies of the acclaimed coming-of-age drama ‘The Edge of Seventeen‘ to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to win one. Or don’t. Whatever. I don’t care.

(That’s sarcasm. Of course we like giving away free stuff.)

To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “WTF? The Secretary of Education can’t even spell ‘apologies’ right and I’m the one getting a C in English?”

We have three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, February 16th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Mica

    Hailee, listen, we’ve got an hour until the next take so if you wanna split a joint, meet me at the playground in five. Also, quit calling me MISTER Harrelson.

  2. Rob Geyer

    Give me a break. It was released on HD DVD over 10 years ago and it’s still not on Blu-Ray. Enough already!

  3. Mica

    Dear Ms. Steinfeld

    My name is Ron Jeremy and I have an exciting career opportunity I would like to talk to you about…

  4. Timcharger

    Music playing on her phone:
    ‘She’s only edge-of-seventeen (seventeen).
    Daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me (seventeen).
    She’s everything I need (seventeen)…’

    “Ugh! President Winger.”

  5. JR Kalhagen

    They’re releasing Blade Runner again?! How stupid do they – wait!
    “Deluxe Tear Ducts Edition” includes a vial of authentic Rutger Hauer tears?! Take my damn money!

  6. JR Kalhagen

    I know there’s some honest-to-goodness problems in the world, but look at how low this bit-rate is!?

  7. JR Kalhagen

    Do I wish to unsubscribe from this mailing list? No, I was just testing you. Please keep sending me crap emails. Thanks.