‘Deepwater Horizon’ Contest Results

While you’re still working on responses to our ‘Girl on the Train’ giveaway (deadline at the end of day today!), let’s find out which lucky reader won a free Blu-ray copy of ‘Deepwater Horizon’ in last week’s contest.

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

And the winner is…

Honorable Mentions

  1. Scott D: I be getting a lot of money for this here tooth, from the tooth fairy.
  2. Deaditelord: “Oh man, I really need to start flossing…”
  3. Alex D: And thus shall I compose my magnum opus: “Ode to Tooth”
  4. NJScorpio: “Honey, I appreciate you baking cookies, but you gotta pay attention to the oven timer.”
  5. Dan S: Haa Chooo ! Bless Me, snot rag please …
  6. Csm101: I found this in my Wahlburger!
  7. Paul A: I’m glad I didn’t have to pull THIS out of my pants at the end of Boogie Nights.
  8. Brian: Chris Pratt was scared of this?
  9. Ronald O: I heard they put filler in a lot of fast food these days! ..but this is the last time I ever eat at Taco Bell!
  10. Michael L: Pictured above is actor Mark Wahlberg holding the sharp rock that director M. Night Shyamalan told him to hide deep within his colon so that he could deliever the ever-so cringe-worthy lines in “The Happening”.
  11. Chris M: The brain transplant was a success. They let me keep the old one.
  12. Chapz K: Say Hello to my little friend.
  13. David S: “Ok, Mr. Suppository. Are you ready for what needs to happen now?”
  14. Jim: It’s not an Oscar, but it’ll do for now.
  15. Salvador C: “Man, they can make a flash drive look like anything these days.”

The Winner

I think John B. is onto something here:

Oh jeez, am I in a Jurassic Park movie now? I’ve been in so many movies in the last two years, they are starting to run together.

Congratulations to John for winning ‘Deepwater Horizon‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.


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