With Halloween coming up soon at the end of this month, we here at The Bonus View felt that this is a good time to give away a scary movie. In fact, we’re giving away one of the best scary movies ever. Follow after the break to find out how you can win a copy of ‘The Exorcist’ on Blu-ray.
The new Blu-ray edition of William Friedkin’s classic frightfest ‘The Exorcist‘ comes in a fancy Digibook package and contains both the original 1973 theatrical cut and the revised “Extended Director’s Cut.” (Take our word for it and stick with the original.) Winning a copy is simple. We’re making this one a photo caption contest. All you have to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following famous shot from the movie, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “Mommy! Mommy! Look what I can do!”
It’s that simple. But you should make it better than that one, of course.
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. You may submit as many entries as you want. We only have one Blu-ray copy of ‘The Exorcist’ to give away, though.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. Winners of our previous contests are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, October 15th. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!


Hector Contreras
When I grow up, I want to be a contortionist.
Charles Johnstone
I TOLD you I can SEE YOU!
Mike G.
If I catch you masturbating with a crucifix again, I’ll ground you so fast it’ll make your head spin!
Greg Vovak
Damn, my neck hurts!
Shayne Blakeley
A wild Pazuzu appears!
Regan uses Crucifix.
It’s not very effective.
David Clayton
damn! Sara Goldfarb will not stop hallucinating!!
EM
Scene from the series finale of “How I Met Your Mother”
Thomas Steffl
“I love lamp. I love crucifix. I FUCKING LOVE BEDPOST!!!”
Patrick Friedrich
Yeah I can turn my head all around, so what? Want to fight about it?
Cort
Honey! Dinners ready!
Mystic Pizza
“Your head would be spinning too if you had to go through all these entries.”
Mystic Pizza
“I want a pony and I want it nowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!”
Mystic Pizza
“This bed was jusssssssst right.”
Mystic Pizza
…and then the three little bears got home and found the little girl in their bed. She had eaten their porridge, slept in their beds, stabbed herself in the crotch with their Crucifix, and broke their bedposts. And that children is why we lock our doors when we leave the house.
Mystic Pizza
“I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!”
Mystic Pizza
“Billy, I stopped being able to look forward 4 takes ago, how about we break for lunch.”
Mystic Pizza
“You think the truffle shuffle kid had it bad? Try having people constantly ask you to do this shit.”
EM
“Mommy, when’s Rosemary bringing her baby over to play?!?”
Chris Castile
A rare snapshot from Sarah Palin’s awkward teen years.
Chris Castile
As you can see, Father, my coke habit has gotten a little out of hand.
Deniz Ozbey
Hey, look! I am ruining a 5-year-old boy’s life as we speak! Isn’t that awesome!
True Story. 🙁
EM
♫ “What would you do for a Klondike bar?” ♫
Shayne
“Looks like this witness will require…
Cross-Examination.”
YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sandy
Seriously? You can’t knock?
Nathan
Satan unleashes true evil upon the world by allowing the Exorcist to be made, assuring that many terrible prequels and sequels are created, taking away all of humanity’s hope for redemption.
Brian Augostino
Wow, Christine O’Donnell was right!!! Masturbating is REALLY wrong!
EM
“That’s a good thing you did, Anthony—a REAL GOOD thing!!”
EM
Scene from “Lucy Must Be Stabbed in the Heart With a Silver-Coated Iron Dagger and Her Corpse’s Ashes Mixed With Salt and Scattered, Charlie Brown”
EM
Another Kodak moment
Austin
“HEYYYYY, MACARENA!!!”
(*former winner here, just entering for fun!)