In the latest 'Clueless Gamer' installment Conan learns to be a 'Tomb Raider.'
With Lara Croft whispering "I hate tombs," Conan has little choice but to scream "Then don't be a Tomb Raider!" Likewise, when faced with a choice between remarking on the game character's physical attributes and ignoring them in the most politically correct manner possible, Conan errs on the side of jokes.
While Conan does seem very focused on Lara and here cinematic adventures, at times the game's action is so chaotic that Conan is forced to pass the controller over, most noticeably in the river rapid section.
Considering the game's graphic intent, Conan might be the perfect audience with which to balance the game's macabre tone and the character's ongoing distress.
'Tomb Raider,' developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix, is due for release on the 360, PS3, and PC March 5th.