{"id":91413,"date":"2018-05-17T09:00:40","date_gmt":"2018-05-17T16:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=91413"},"modified":"2018-05-16T20:06:36","modified_gmt":"2018-05-17T03:06:36","slug":"saving-private-ryan-4k-ultrahd-bluray-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/saving-private-ryan-4k-ultrahd-bluray-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Saving Private Ryan’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen up, Charlie Company! We’ve got two copies of ‘Saving Private Ryan’ on 4k Ultra HD heading your way. Let’s find out who won last week’s contest.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Alex:<\/strong> Wait, explain it to me again \u2013 what is it that Scotty doesn’t know?<\/li>\n
  2. Mark:<\/strong> Kimmel didn’t have time for you either?<\/li>\n
  3. Bill M:<\/strong> You feel that notch on your head? That’s why we wear helmets. Hello?<\/li>\n
  4. David D:<\/strong> Damon: Hey, have you seen my movie Downsizing?
    \nHanks: No, have you seen my movie The Post?
    \nDamon: I still want a refund for The Circle!
    \nHanks: I saw The Great Wall, let’s just call it a wash.<\/li>\n
  5. Derek:<\/strong> I’m sorry, I’ve got the wrong guy, I was looking for Nathan Fillion.<\/li>\n
  6. cXdX:<\/strong> With all due respect sir, what wouldn’t I do for a Klondike bar?<\/li>\n
  7. Michael P:<\/strong> Yes son, I actually do like apples!<\/li>\n
  8. Mr. J:<\/strong> Son, if I could look you straight in the eye, I would. But after traveling for weeks through hell and high water just to get your A$$ outta dodge, this dysentery lake we’re standing in is preventing my eyes to focus straight.<\/li>\n
  9. Ryan C:<\/strong> “Did you really just spoil Infinity War for me?”<\/li>\n
  10. NJScorpio:<\/strong> “Look, Matt, I’ve been in this industry for a long time. There is no grey area\u2026just say he was a terrible guy and you should have said something sooner.”<\/li>\n
  11. Csm101:<\/strong> “I’d hate to admit to this right now because everyone hates him, but Harvey is a really gentle kisser.”<\/li>\n
  12. Jason B:<\/strong> You mean to tell me you’ve never been on a shrimp boat before?<\/li>\n
  13. Andy:<\/strong> “We’ve searched all over war-torn Europe, trudged through mud and blood, and lost two of our best guys. I’ve seen things that will haunt my dreams for all time. Now I have to ask you one question: Have you seen a volleyball with a face on it? I really miss it.”<\/li>\n
  14. Art A:<\/strong> Kinda blew your wad with Good Will Hunting, didn’t you?<\/li>\n
  15. Moremovies85:<\/strong> Hanks \u2013 “All this blood, sweat, and tears and we’re going to be beaten at the Oscars by Shakespeare in Love”
    \nDamon \u2013 “Now that’s FUBAR”<\/li>\n
  16. Javier A:<\/strong> Have you seen my other red shoe?<\/li>\n
  17. Jason W:<\/strong> Who’s your dentist over here?<\/li>\n
  18. Chad R:<\/strong> “Son, between this, that Mars thing, that Interstellar thing: do you have any idea how much money the government has blown saving your ass?”<\/li>\n
  19. Russ T:<\/strong> If they would have made action figures out of us, Toys-R’-Us would still be in business!<\/li>\n
  20. Leon D:<\/strong> Saving Private Ryan is like a box of chocolates. They look better in 4k.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winners!<\/h2>\n

    I’m giving a copy to Gene because I can totally see this happening:<\/p>\n

    Really\u2026.they want to do a musical version on Broadway??!!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    I’m sure some aspiring producer out there has actually given this some thought and come damn close to making it a reality.<\/p>\n

    Howard’s entry was simple, but it made me laugh. Imagine how deflating the final act of the movie would be if it ended like this:<\/p>\n

    My mom doesn’t actually like me, but hey thanks for coming all this way.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Gene and Howard for winning ‘Saving Private Ryan<\/a>‘ on Ultra HD Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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