{"id":84531,"date":"2017-05-03T05:00:06","date_gmt":"2017-05-03T12:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=84531"},"modified":"2017-05-02T19:22:29","modified_gmt":"2017-05-03T02:22:29","slug":"underworld-blood-wars-ultrahd-bluray-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/underworld-blood-wars-ultrahd-bluray-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Underworld: Blood Wars’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

Get ready for a good time, because one of our readers is going home with Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather dominatrix outfit\u2026 in her movie ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’, of course! Let’s give away that Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Warner:<\/strong> Yes most men use these do all their thinking with!<\/li>\n
  2. Elizabeth:<\/strong> “Just a warning folks. Those ‘genuine’ Phantasm balls they’re selling on eBay don’t work. I’ve been throwing this ball for hours and it still hasn’t sadistically chased and killed someone.”<\/li>\n
  3. Csm101:<\/strong> Cassius- “Speaking of balls, I’m sweating mine off in this leather garb. Whew!!”<\/li>\n
  4. Jared M:<\/strong> “Is there a Pokestop near here? I’m down to my last Pokeball”<\/li>\n
  5. Paul A:<\/strong> “It has recently come to our attention that Lycans have problems with off-speed pitches. So\u2026today we will learn the proper technique for throwing a circle change-up.”<\/li>\n
  6. John D:<\/strong> “I’ll give my left testicle to whoever can stop more of these movies from being made.”<\/li>\n
  7. Tim E:<\/strong> “All right, which one of you put pepper in the salt shaker?”<\/li>\n
  8. TAbraham:<\/strong> You guys are a bunch of stiffs. I’m taking my ball and going home.<\/li>\n
  9. Timothy M:<\/strong> Yes\u2026 the other one is in her purse. Any other questions?<\/li>\n
  10. Doofus88:<\/strong> “To sell real estate, it takes two brass balls. To kill Lycans, it takes one large silver ball.”<\/li>\n
  11. Derek:<\/strong> What I have here is the box office collected from Allegiant.<\/li>\n
  12. Phillip S:<\/strong> a room full of vampires\u2026.. I brought the disco ball<\/li>\n
  13. Mark B:<\/strong> Guy in the background \u2013 i hope thats an air freshener cause this leather has really sealed in the flavor<\/li>\n
  14. Ronald O:<\/strong> I don’t know about you..but I’m having a ball tonight!<\/li>\n
  15. Julian:<\/strong> “You think our movie franchise has dropped the ball? You have seen nothing yet. Allow me to show you how you REALLY drop the ball.”<\/li>\n
  16. jr0808:<\/strong> “The one thing they never tell you about being a vampire? The kidney stones.”<\/li>\n
  17. NJScorpio:<\/strong> “\u2026and Slytherin grabs the Golden Snitch\u2026”<\/li>\n
  18. Jim S:<\/strong> “\u2026.and for my next act I’ll need a volunteer from the audience”<\/li>\n
  19. Carl C:<\/strong> I’m telling you it’s true. These new energy efficient light bulbs last twice as long.<\/li>\n
  20. Jason F:<\/strong> I have a thermal detonator, so where’s Jabba?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winner!<\/h2>\n

    We have a lot of good entries here, but unfortunately only one can win. Alex made me laugh the most with this one:<\/p>\n

    And in our war with the Lycans, we have a new strategy: the great and eternal game of\u2026. fetch.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Alex for winning ‘Underworld: Blood Wars<\/a>‘ on Ultra HD and Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Get ready for a good time, because one of our readers is going home with Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather dominatrix outfit\u2026 in her movie ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’, of course! Let’s give away that Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":84695,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,4707],"tags":[5239,67,70,3650,8795,1285],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84531"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84700,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84531\/revisions\/84700"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}