{"id":82460,"date":"2017-01-19T05:00:30","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=82460"},"modified":"2017-01-18T19:12:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T03:12:00","slug":"deepwater-horizon-bluray-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/deepwater-horizon-bluray-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Deepwater Horizon’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

While you’re still working on responses to our ‘Girl on the Train’ giveaway<\/a> (deadline at the end of day today!), let’s find out which lucky reader won a free Blu-ray copy of ‘Deepwater Horizon’ in last week’s contest.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Scott D:<\/strong> I be getting a lot of money for this here tooth, from the tooth fairy.<\/li>\n
  2. Deaditelord:<\/strong> “Oh man, I really need to start flossing\u2026”<\/li>\n
  3. Alex D:<\/strong> And thus shall I compose my magnum opus: “Ode to Tooth”<\/li>\n
  4. NJScorpio:<\/strong> “Honey, I appreciate you baking cookies, but you gotta pay attention to the oven timer.”<\/li>\n
  5. Dan S:<\/strong> Haa Chooo ! Bless Me, snot rag please \u2026<\/li>\n
  6. Csm101:<\/strong> I found this in my Wahlburger!<\/li>\n
  7. Paul A:<\/strong> I’m glad I didn’t have to pull THIS out of my pants at the end of Boogie Nights.<\/li>\n
  8. Brian:<\/strong> Chris Pratt was scared of this?<\/li>\n
  9. Ronald O:<\/strong> I heard they put filler in a lot of fast food these days! ..but this is the last time I ever eat at Taco Bell!<\/li>\n
  10. Michael L:<\/strong> Pictured above is actor Mark Wahlberg holding the sharp rock that director M. Night Shyamalan told him to hide deep within his colon so that he could deliever the ever-so cringe-worthy lines in “The Happening”.<\/li>\n
  11. Chris M:<\/strong> The brain transplant was a success. They let me keep the old one.<\/li>\n
  12. Chapz K:<\/strong> Say Hello to my little friend.<\/li>\n
  13. David S:<\/strong> “Ok, Mr. Suppository. Are you ready for what needs to happen now?”<\/li>\n
  14. Jim:<\/strong> It’s not an Oscar, but it’ll do for now.<\/li>\n
  15. Salvador C:<\/strong> “Man, they can make a flash drive look like anything these days.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winner<\/h2>\n

    I think John B. is onto something here:<\/p>\n

    Oh jeez, am I in a Jurassic Park movie now? I’ve been in so many movies in the last two years, they are starting to run together.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to John for winning ‘Deepwater Horizon<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    While you’re still working on responses to our ‘Girl on the Train’ giveaway (deadline at the end of day today!), let’s find out which lucky reader won a free Blu-ray copy of ‘Deepwater Horizon’ in last week’s contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82456,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,4707],"tags":[67,70,9184,963],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82460"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82610,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82460\/revisions\/82610"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}