{"id":8126,"date":"2010-11-08T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2010-11-08T20:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=8126"},"modified":"2017-05-15T14:32:22","modified_gmt":"2017-05-15T21:32:22","slug":"alien-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/alien-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Alien Anthology’ Contest Results!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow! I’m left a little speechless. We received over 500 entries for our contest to win a copy of the ‘Alien Anthology<\/a>‘ box set on Blu-ray. That’s fantastic, but also a lot of work for me to sift through. Nonetheless, I’ve read through all the responses and have picked my favorites. Read on to find out who won.<\/p>\n

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As described in the contest rules<\/a>, the challenge was to provide a funny or clever caption for the following photo: <\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Even though I limited entries to 10 per person, we were bombarded by responses \u2013 countless really, really hilarious responses. Narrowing these down to a handful of Honorable Mentions and one Winner was a nearly impossible task, but here’s what I came up with.<\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h5>\n

There was no way I could limit this down to only 5 Honorable Mentions, so here are 25!<\/p>\n

Alex wrote:<\/p>\n

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Simple but effective.<\/p>\n

Along the same lines, Christian wrote:<\/p>\n

Alien: “You sure do got a purdy mouth.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

For some reason, ‘Deliverance’ jokes make me laugh.<\/p>\n

HuskerGuy has been paying attention around here recently:<\/p>\n

Do I look a little teal to you?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Too bad he just won our last contest. <\/p>\n

And here’s the rest.<\/p>\n

Chad:<\/p>\n

XENOMORPH: \u201cWHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO 3D AVATAR BLU-RAY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!?!?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY A 3D TV THEN!?!?”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Andrew:<\/p>\n

I am not a witch. I’m you!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bryson:<\/p>\n

“Need a moment? Grab a Snickers.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Boo:<\/p>\n

\u201cDoes this look infected to you?\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Benjamin:<\/p>\n

Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz gum. Fabulous!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

John:<\/p>\n

Alien: Watch Aliens vs. Predators now! See the horror!
\nRipley : NOOO (starts crying)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jason:<\/p>\n

Ripley:(weakly singing) Nothing compares, nothing compares to you\u2026\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Joe:<\/p>\n

I’m sorry you had to purchase two versions of Avatar in only eight months but this is the Limited Collector’s Edition.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Purple Moose:<\/p>\n

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

KTA:<\/p>\n

Alien Wiseau: \u201cYou are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me aparrrrrt!!! Ripley!\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Joseph:<\/p>\n

I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jared:<\/p>\n

How’s about a little head?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

RushGirl2112:<\/p>\n

A: Do you like my cologne? It’s Sex Panther. I wore it just for you.
\nR: I bet you say that to all the girls!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

David gave us several gems:<\/p>\n

\u201cKeep your friends close, but your enemies closer.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ripley to her agent: \u201cWell, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!\u201d<\/p>\n

Alien to Ripley: \u201cSay hello to my little friend!\u201d<\/p>\n

Alien: \u201cI feel the need \u2013 the need to feed!\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

J.J.:<\/p>\n

My face is gonna punch you in the face.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t know why, but that just cracks me up.<\/p>\n

Austin:<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do you MEAN the condom broke???\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Teddy:<\/p>\n

\u201cCheer up, at least our Blu-ray looks better than Predator\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ben:<\/p>\n

\u201cWould you like to hear more about the book of Mormon?\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Damon:<\/p>\n

Ripley: Do you have a queen?
\nAlien: Go fish.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Scott:<\/p>\n

Ripley, Ima gonna let you finish\u2026\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

William:<\/p>\n

Alien: Say the safety phrase!
\nRipley: Game over, man, game over!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sam:<\/p>\n

\u201cI can haz kiss?\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Drumroll please for\u2026<\/p>\n

The Winner!<\/h5>\n

Terry had the genius idea to combine ‘Alien’ with ‘Blue Velvet’. And, somehow, I can almost hear the alien saying this:<\/p>\n

In best Dennis Hopper voice:
\n\u201cDON’T YOU F&%@ING LOOK AT ME!\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s pure win in my book. Congratulations to Terry for winning a copy of the ‘Alien Anthology’ box set on Blu-ray!<\/p>\n

Thanks to everyone else who participated. We had a terrific turnout, and your entries were some of the best we’ve ever had yet. You guys are really on top of your games. <\/p>\n

We’ll try to do this again as soon as we get another good prize to offer. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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