{"id":80083,"date":"2016-09-20T06:00:10","date_gmt":"2016-09-20T13:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=80083"},"modified":"2016-09-19T12:59:38","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T19:59:38","slug":"transformers-the-movie-1986-bluray-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/transformers-the-movie-1986-bluray-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Transformers: The Movie’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

We dared you to be stupid, and you came through for us with lots of hilariously silly contest entries. One of our readers will take home a free copy of ‘The Transformers: The Movie’ on Blu-ray. Nothin’s gonna stand in your way! Let’s pick a winner.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. dpy102:<\/strong> That’ll buff out.<\/li>\n
  2. TJKats:<\/strong> “Shhhhhh if I lay here really still maybe Michael Bay will think I’m dead and not put me in another of his movies”<\/li>\n
  3. Csm101:<\/strong> “Fret not fellow Autobots, for I too will come back bigger, badder, and more powerful than ever before. They will know me as AMAZON PRIME!!” (Membership fees will apply)<\/li>\n
  4. Jeremy:<\/strong> “This may not be the best time, Optimus, buuuuuutttt\u2026my annual performance review was due two weeks ago, and I kinda need to know how much money to take when me and the family go to Disney. No rush, though!”<\/li>\n
  5. RJ Munkey:<\/strong> KELLY CLARKSON!!!<\/li>\n
  6. Jason:<\/strong> I knew Shia LeBeouf would be the death of me\u2026<\/li>\n
  7. Brian:<\/strong> Dang it Hot Rod, I’m a microscope, not a doctor.<\/li>\n
  8. Albert S:<\/strong> “I knew I should have bought that extended warranty.”<\/li>\n
  9. Jacob:<\/strong> There is absolutely nothing to see here, Optimus just overheated after he was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday and is just taking a few days off.<\/li>\n
  10. Rogelio S:<\/strong> As the surviving Autobots stood around a dying Optimus, they all realized that they accidentally left Daniel outside with the surviving Deceptions.<\/li>\n
  11. photogdave:<\/strong> “Dibs on the trailer!”<\/li>\n
  12. William M:<\/strong> “Let’s sharpie some wedding tackle on his face while he’s out.”<\/li>\n
  13. Dan:<\/strong> Can you show us on the autobot where the human touched you?<\/li>\n
  14. nagara:<\/strong> Ultra Magnus: “Well at least he wasn’t blown up. There’s no coming back from that!<\/li>\n
  15. Galgomite:<\/strong> “He’s slipping into a com\u2013 aw, fuck it.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winner!<\/h2>\n

    Djwcaw came in late towards the end of the contest period, but nailed it with this simple but perfect reply:<\/p>\n

    “Way past his Prime\u2026”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Djwcaw for winning ‘The Transformers: The Movie<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    We dared you to be stupid, and you came through for us with lots of hilariously silly contest entries. One of our readers will take home a free copy of ‘The Transformers: The Movie’ on Blu-ray. Nothin’s gonna stand in your way! Let’s pick a winner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":80085,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,4707],"tags":[67,70,302],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80083"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80210,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80083\/revisions\/80210"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}