{"id":75810,"date":"2016-02-12T09:00:47","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T17:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=75810"},"modified":"2016-02-12T09:19:11","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T17:19:11","slug":"weekend-movies-21216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/weekend-movies-21216\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Movies: Dead in the Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of this Valentine&#8217;s Day weekend&#8217;s new movies are getting much more buzz than they deserve.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve seen Ryan Reynolds try to quip his way through three bad comic book movies by now (&#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/bluray.highdefdigest.com\/3396\/blade_trilogy_canadian.html\">Blade Trinity<\/a>&#8216;, &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/bluray.highdefdigest.com\/1503\/xmenoriginswolverine.html\">X-Men Origins: Wolverine<\/a>&#8216;, &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/bluray.highdefdigest.com\/4367\/greenlantern.html\">Green Lantern<\/a>&#8216;), only to miserably fail each time. With the help of Marvel geeks and a lot of buzz surrounding a leaked pre-viz sequence, Reynolds smooth-talked his way into getting a fourth chance. Although technically a piece of Marvel property, &#8216;<strong>Deadpool<\/strong>&#8216; is one of the few remaining comic characters that Marvel Studios doesn&#8217;t own the movie rights to. Made by 20th Century Fox, the film takes the foul-mouthed, quick-healing and pain-free antihero and places him in a highly R-rated version of the &#8216;X-Men&#8217; world. With nothing to lose, the sword- and gun-wielding vengeful character goes after a whole slew of cannon fodder bad guys. T.J. Miller also rambles his way through a co-starring role alongside Gina Carano and a bunch of no-name actors. Both the fans&#8217; word-of-mouth and critical reviews are mostly positive, but I won&#8217;t let Ryan Reynolds fool me into getting excited for it.<\/p>\n<p>Just as Fox appears to be doing with &#8216;Deadpool&#8217;, Paramount is overcompensating with the ridiculous amount of advertising for &#8216;<strong>Zoolander 2<\/strong>&#8216;. It took four seasoned writers to script this sequel, but after watching it you&#8217;d assume that it was written as fan-fiction by one guy who&#8217;s stuck living in 2001. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson reprise their roles as the pair of airheaded male supermodels. This time, the plot is so meandering, contrived and convoluted that I honestly can&#8217;t even provide you with a short synopsis here. As if the story wasn&#8217;t bad enough, only making matters worse is the fact that more emphasis was put into writing in cameos than writing new jokes. I can count on one hand the times that this supposed comedy actually made me laugh. The original &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/bluray.highdefdigest.com\/27611\/zoolanderse.html\">Zoolander<\/a>&#8216; made me laugh plenty, but &#8216;Zoolander 2&#8242; is a joyless mess.<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be Valentine&#8217;s weekend without the obligatory chick flick, but this year&#8217;s skews on the anti-romance side. After Nicholas Sparks&#8217; latest movie flopped last weekend, it&#8217;s likely that &#8216;<strong>How to Be Single<\/strong>&#8216; will have a successful opening. As the standards of romance and relationships change with the times, a group of lonely single ladies try to find happiness on their own. Rebel Wilson, Dakota Johnson, Alison Brie and Leslie Mann lead this nearly two-hour R-rated comedy.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Moore&#8217;s controversial documentaries once stirred audiences, but his latest, &#8216;<strong>Where to Invade Next<\/strong>&#8216;, failed to impress so much that it was pulled from the 2015 Oscar season and repositioned to February. 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