{"id":73255,"date":"2015-10-20T09:00:11","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=73255"},"modified":"2015-10-19T17:50:03","modified_gmt":"2015-10-20T00:50:03","slug":"san-andreas-bluray-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/san-andreas-bluray-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘San Andreas’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

As promised last week, one of our readers is going to take home a free copy of the disaster epic ‘San Andreas’ on Blu-ray. The time has come to reveal the winner. Let’s rock this thing!
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Jason:<\/strong> Thanks for helping me find my contact lens but did you really have to throw everything around like this?<\/li>\n
  2. kashtarreaper:<\/strong> You can hide all you want, it won’t change the lousy reviews.<\/li>\n
  3. Ariel R:<\/strong> I can’t believe this! We are about to die and this guy is still looking at porn!!!!!<\/li>\n
  4. Alex:<\/strong> There’s 200,000 tons of steel and concrete above us, but yeah, I’m thinking this desk will hold\u2026<\/li>\n
  5. Adam C:<\/strong> In moments of extreme superstition, you don’t knock on wood \u2013 you hug the everloving $*^ out of it.<\/li>\n
  6. Scott H:<\/strong> Wow, this Dolby Atmos system is amazing, didn’t know the height channels also had debris dropping mechanisms.<\/li>\n
  7. Brian:<\/strong> The wifi is better down here.<\/li>\n
  8. phill:<\/strong> It’s the end of the world and someone still has to go on FaceBook.<\/li>\n
  9. Edward C:<\/strong> You didn’t tell me the Hulk was your boyfriend.<\/li>\n
  10. Dusty:<\/strong> Whatever you do\u2026 don’t fart.<\/li>\n
  11. Tone-C:<\/strong> You never even give me the time of day and now you’re holding my hand? I feel like you’re giving me mixed signals.<\/li>\n
  12. KiKS:<\/strong> “Hey, Looks like the guy’s busy with Minesweeper\u2026 Shall we play peek-a-boo?”<\/li>\n
  13. Timcharger:<\/strong> “Quiet! No one move. Stay hidden under the table. 1 more sequence and then the auto-calibration of the Atmos overhead speakers is complete.”<\/li>\n
  14. Csm101:<\/strong> “Before we go, I just wanted to confess that for the past five years it’s been a fantasy of mine to be the center link in a human centipede.”<\/li>\n
  15. Gary W:<\/strong> “All I said was I’m NOT drinking a merlot!!”<\/li>\n
  16. Carl C:<\/strong> When I said I wanted to see “Tremors” with you, I meant the Kevin Bacon version.<\/li>\n
  17. Chapz K:<\/strong> Wait\u2026 These two are both on Ashley Madison.<\/li>\n
  18. Mike C:<\/strong> All together now: “I feel the earth move under my feet\u2026!”<\/li>\n
  19. Chaz:<\/strong> The levels of abandoned chewing gum under the desk have caused the entire office to become completely unbalanced in nature, creating mass chaos, debris and shame.<\/li>\n
  20. Leon D:<\/strong> I think The Rock forgot to turn off the pilot light when he was done cooking.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winner!<\/h2>\n

    I don’t know whether anyone else found this as funny as I did, but I think Manish really captured the silliness of this type of movie with his entry. I can totally see it being a plausible line of dialogue you’d hear in something like this.<\/p>\n

    Shhhh\u2026the earthquake can hear us.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Manish for winning ‘San Andreas<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest. Visit us again later today and you might get a chance to win something else exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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