{"id":70993,"date":"2015-07-09T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=70993"},"modified":"2015-07-08T11:57:03","modified_gmt":"2015-07-08T18:57:03","slug":"gunman-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/gunman-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘The Gunman’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well shoot! It’s time to announce the results of our ‘The Gunman’ Blu-ray contest. Our readers fired off lots of funny entries last week. Which ones hit the target? Let’s find out.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Csm101:<\/strong> Every time Madonna knocks on his door, he takes the necessary precautions.<\/li>\n
  2. NJScorpio:<\/strong> “Almost level, move the left side of the frame up\u2026up\u2026no, too much.”<\/li>\n
  3. Aaron O:<\/strong> Those are my Dora the Explorer slippers! Where do you think you are going with them?<\/li>\n
  4. Carl C:<\/strong> He slides into home and is SAFE! \u2013 The catcher wisely chooses not to block the plate.<\/li>\n
  5. Chris M:<\/strong> Go on! Ask me about Shanghai Surprise one more time. I dare you!<\/li>\n
  6. David C:<\/strong> “Two Oscars and they still call me Spicoli?!”<\/li>\n
  7. Deaditelord:<\/strong> Having wasted all the bad guys and saved the day, Sean Penn prepares himself for the action hero equivalent of “dropping the mic”.<\/li>\n
  8. Luis B:<\/strong> “This is a weapon, this is a gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.”<\/li>\n
  9. itjustWoRX:<\/strong> “You\u2026dick!”<\/li>\n
  10. Adam C:<\/strong> “Sean, if you wanna shoot straight you’re gonna have to bring the gun down to eye level. Wait, Sean, no\u2026the gun! Bring the GUN down, not your body”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winner!<\/h2>\n

    Michael here gave us nine entries that were so funny I couldn’t choose just one to highlight, though I especially like #7.<\/p>\n

    1. “I don’t give a crap if he’s the cinematographer, I told you I don’t like being filmed!”<\/p>\n

    2. “I know it’s not in the script, but I feel like my character would shoot this kid in the head.”<\/p>\n

    3. “Go ahead, call me downward-facing dog one more time. I dare you!”<\/p>\n

    4. “What the hell?!? How am I supposed to know how to pronounce Charlize?”<\/p>\n

    5. “See\u2026 it looks a lot cooler when I hold the gun sideways.”<\/p>\n

    6. “If you want me to aim it directly at Damon’s head I have to get down here.”<\/p>\n

    7. “I have a full clip that says just because you’re the director doesn’t mean you get to tell me what to do.”<\/p>\n

    8. “Sean? Mr. Penn? I told you I don’t know who that is. As long as we’re shooting, my name is The Gunman.”<\/p>\n

    9. “Are you sure? Because my chances for an Oscar nomination go way up if my character is crippled.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Michael for winning ‘The Gunman<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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