{"id":69153,"date":"2015-04-09T06:00:02","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T13:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=69153"},"modified":"2015-04-08T17:48:37","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T00:48:37","slug":"gravity-diamond-luxe-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/gravity-diamond-luxe-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Gravity’ Diamond Luxe Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our readers are the best. Honestly, when I posted last week’s contest for the ‘Gravity’ Diamond Luxe Blu-ray, I worried quite a bit that the image I chose for the caption contest was too difficult and nobody would find anything funny to say about it. I couldn’t have been more wrong. You guys came through with lots of hilarious entries.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Adam C:<\/strong> If I had my PS2 controller I coulda been home hours ago.<\/li>\n
  2. Alex:<\/strong> Figured I’d get dressed up as Sigourney Weaver before playing Alien: Isolation.<\/li>\n
  3. Bill A:<\/strong> This one time, at space camp \u2026<\/li>\n
  4. Chapz Kilud:<\/strong> Prepare quantum torpedoes. Maximum yield, full spread.<\/li>\n
  5. David S:<\/strong> Cyber sex is much more complicated in space\u2026<\/li>\n
  6. Csm101:<\/strong> In space, no one can hear George Clooney scream\u2026
    \nBut if they could, they would probably hear this, “What the fuck was I thinking?! Come back Sandra, reel me back in!!”<\/li>\n
  7. Phillip L:<\/strong> First a bus, then a damn cruise ship, now a space station. Is there no medium in which I can safely travel?<\/li>\n
  8. Cliff G:<\/strong> The Blue Danube? Where the hell is that music coming from?<\/li>\n
  9. Timcharger:<\/strong> So much symbolism is this film. A woman tries to operate a vehicle. But a man flies in to show her how. Don’t blame me; blame Cuaron.<\/li>\n
  10. Cameron:<\/strong> “Dolby Atmos?\u2026.. If I fart, which speaker will it come out?”<\/li>\n
  11. Manuel B:<\/strong> The files are IN the computer?<\/li>\n
  12. Carl C:<\/strong> Damn this Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!<\/li>\n
  13. Dean C:<\/strong> Worst spot for a photo booth, ever!<\/li>\n
  14. Hamud M:<\/strong> “Just hold it in until you find a gas station\u2026 JUST HOLD IT IN!!!!”<\/li>\n
  15. Matt S:<\/strong> That’s not a moon, it’s Clooney’s ego!<\/li>\n
  16. Jonathan L:<\/strong> Why is my Etch-A-Sketch not working?!<\/li>\n
  17. Dennis P:<\/strong> Slowly , slowly, slowly\u2026\u2026Damn, I hit that chevette again!!!<\/li>\n
  18. Salvador C:<\/strong> Sandra Bullock’s only means of distancing herself from “All About Steve,” LEAVE EARTH!!<\/li>\n
  19. David:<\/strong> Damn it! Clooney told me this rust bucket was an automatic!<\/li>\n
  20. Andy T:<\/strong> “I’m telling you, Houston, I’m looking out the starboard window and I see a guy in a hockey mask, a guy with nails in his face and a freaking leprechaun.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winners!<\/h2>\n

    T.J. wrote:<\/p>\n

    \u2191\u2191\u2193\u2193\u2190\u2192\u2190\u2192BA\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Kim wrote: <\/p>\n

    I told it to avoid highways, but this is ridiculous. I don’t see my house at all. Damn you, Apple Maps!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to T.J. and Kim for winning the ‘Gravity’ Diamong Luxe Edition Blu-ray<\/a>, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Our readers are the best. Honestly, when I posted last week’s contest for the ‘Gravity’ Diamond Luxe Blu-ray, I worried quite a bit that the image I chose for the caption contest was too difficult and nobody would find anything funny to say about it. I couldn’t have been more wrong. You guys came through…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":69155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,4707],"tags":[67,70,6414],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69153"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69378,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69153\/revisions\/69378"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}