{"id":68826,"date":"2015-03-17T06:00:12","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T13:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=68826"},"modified":"2015-03-16T18:59:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-17T01:59:59","slug":"night-at-the-museum-3-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/night-at-the-museum-3-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Night at the Museum’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, in real museums, the dinosaur skeletons and historical dioramas never actually come to life. What a total rip-off! You need the magic of movies for that to happen. Last week, we promised to give away a copy of ‘Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb’ on Blu-ray. Let’s find out who won.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
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  1. Alex:<\/strong> Four men who have the taken the paleo diet just a bit too far.<\/li>\n
  2. Csm101:<\/strong> “Dude relax! All I said to your wife was , ‘do you wanna bone?!’ “<\/li>\n
  3. William H:<\/strong> When you realized that Fifty Shades of Gray is neither a romance or a story about the Civil War<\/li>\n
  4. NJScorpio:<\/strong> A sequel so bad, even a caveman can film it!<\/li>\n
  5. Timcharger:<\/strong> “WTF! We rode dinosaurs?!”
    \nThe cavemen agape in disbelief at the exhibits at the Creationist Museum.<\/li>\n
  6. Kyle:<\/strong> Ben Stiller’s response to being told that his comedies are too intelligent for international audiences<\/li>\n
  7. Patrick:<\/strong> No way!!! The dress really is white and gold!<\/li>\n
  8. Kirby A:<\/strong> Eighty five inch OLED for $1350 bones!<\/li>\n
  9. dachst8087:<\/strong> Hell No ! Not a sequel to ZooLander ! Oh Hell No !!<\/li>\n
  10. Jason S:<\/strong> Just back from the Dave Matthews concert, the boys discover the world’s largest Hershey bar.<\/li>\n
  11. Michael J:<\/strong> Holy crap! Scissors do what???<\/li>\n
  12. Cliff G:<\/strong> Ooh, his bone bigger than mine.<\/li>\n
  13. Tabitha:<\/strong> “The Original Blue Steel” -circa 6000BCE<\/li>\n
  14. Carl C:<\/strong> No Way!!!!! A Buy One Get One free sale on Ben Stiller action figures and they’re not sold out.<\/li>\n
  15. Oisin:<\/strong> WOW! I do like dinosaurs, but I could never eat a whole one!<\/li>\n
  16. Chapz Kilud:<\/strong> 4 guys trying to videobomb the Geico History Channel commercial filming.<\/li>\n
  17. Jason R:<\/strong> I was told the hybrid dinosaur was in another movie!<\/li>\n
  18. Randall:<\/strong> WHAT??????????????????????????? This is all wrong. GREEDO no shoot first!!!!!!!! Han shoot first. Even us caveman understand that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/li>\n
  19. Rob:<\/strong> Dude, you were right. HD DVD does look better than Blu-Ray.<\/li>\n
  20. Matt S:<\/strong> It’s Kim Kardashian’s ass, run for your lives!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winner!<\/h2>\n

    Chris M. hit my funny bone the hardest with this entry:<\/p>\n

    Stop! Hammer Time!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    It may be a really simple joke, but when I look at that picture, it’s all<\/em> I can see now and it makes me laugh. Also, I like the implication that the caveman intends to use that bone as a prehistoric hammer.<\/p>\n

    Congratulations to Chris for winning ‘Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    You know, in real museums, the dinosaur skeletons and historical dioramas never actually come to life. What a total rip-off! You need the magic of movies for that to happen. Last week, we promised to give away a copy of ‘Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb’ on Blu-ray. Let’s find out who won.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":68827,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,4707],"tags":[765,67,70,3429,6883],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68826"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68826"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68857,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68826\/revisions\/68857"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}