{"id":67656,"date":"2015-01-27T06:00:10","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T14:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=67656"},"modified":"2015-01-26T19:43:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T03:43:49","slug":"lucy-bluray-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/lucy-bluray-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Lucy’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

We received a lot of great, really funny entries to last week’s ‘Lucy’ Blu-ray contest, and we’re excited to give away three copies of the disc today. I’m a little surprised, however, that nobody made any jokes about Benicio Del Toro.
\n<\/p>\n

Does no one else remember those rumors<\/a> that Scarlett Johansson had dirty elevator sex with Del Toro after the 2004 Oscars? I thought for sure someone would bring that up. Oh well.<\/p>\n

Anyway, as explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a><\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h2>\n
    \n
  1. Alex:<\/strong> Lucy, you got some splainin’ to do!!<\/li>\n
  2. Shad I:<\/strong> “\u2026not blinking, not gonna do it\u2026. not blinking, don’t do it\u2026.”<\/li>\n
  3. Dean C:<\/strong> Most women only use 10% of their cleavage.<\/li>\n
  4. Eugene:<\/strong> “What do ya mean ‘We all look alike’?”<\/li>\n
  5. Adam C:<\/strong> 4 Asians in this elevator and YOU’RE the one cast in GHOST IN THE SHELL?!?!<\/li>\n
  6. Csm101:<\/strong> “Listen guys, I haven’t even seen The Interview, and truthfully thought it was a horrible idea. I even unfriended Rogen and Franco on Facebook for it!”<\/li>\n
  7. NJScorpio:<\/strong> The man in the front is more of a Charlize Theron fan.<\/li>\n
  8. Brian:<\/strong> How dare you say fat godzilla is better than ours?<\/li>\n
  9. Deaditelord:<\/strong> The moment Scarlett realizes just how much she doesn’t like the new Axe body spray for women.<\/li>\n
  10. Cliff G:<\/strong> OK, four against one, let’s see, if they only use 10% of their brains and I use 40%, that should\u2026no wait\u2026damn, I hate being blonde.<\/li>\n
  11. Ronald O:<\/strong> Someone, please give Oddjob here a breath mint!<\/li>\n
  12. Jason S:<\/strong> Why are none if these guys wearing pants?!<\/li>\n
  13. robi1138:<\/strong> “You couldn’t take the stairs to go up ONE floor?!”<\/li>\n
  14. timcharger:<\/strong> It’s actually a polite custom to protectively surround a lady inside elevators in Japan. The other entrants are such perverts! Get your minds out of the gutter!<\/li>\n
  15. genesim:<\/strong> “Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle
    \nThe girl with the kaleidoscope eyes”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Winners!<\/h2>\n

    Jonathan D. wrote:<\/p>\n

    The Japanese men were furious that Scarlett Johansson continually refused to reveal what Bill Murray said to her at the end of Lost In Translation.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Yes, a couple other people made ‘Lost in Translation’ jokes too, but Jonathan’s was first and best.<\/p>\n

    ABWoman wrote:<\/p>\n

    The moment a woman realizes that she has the smallest breasts and biggest balls in an elevator full of men.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Shayne wrote:<\/p>\n

    Only 10% of their blood is traveling in the direction of their brains.<\/\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Jonathan, ABWoman and Shayne for winning ‘Lucy<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    We received a lot of great, really funny entries to last week’s ‘Lucy’ Blu-ray contest, and we’re excited to give away three copies of the disc today. I’m a little surprised, however, that nobody made any jokes about Benicio Del Toro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":67885,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,4707],"tags":[67,70,2507,7533,3737,910],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67656"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67872,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67656\/revisions\/67872"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}