{"id":57017,"date":"2013-10-17T09:00:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T16:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=57017"},"modified":"2018-01-04T12:35:22","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T20:35:22","slug":"american-horror-story-s2-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/american-horror-story-s2-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

We had a good, long run for a while there with contests every week. Unfortunately, we’ve hit a bit of a lull recently where good prizes worth giving away aren’t coming in as frequently. Luckily, a pretty great one became available last week. Let’s find out who won the second season of ‘American Horror Story’ on Blu-ray, shall we?
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:<\/p>\n

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Honorable Mentions<\/h5>\n
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  1. Alex:<\/strong> No dead wood here!!!<\/li>\n
  2. Csm101:<\/strong> Silent Night, Horny Night<\/li>\n
  3. Shayne B:<\/strong> A Nightmare On 34th Street<\/li>\n
  4. Joey C:<\/strong> Can you find the third candy cane?<\/li>\n
  5. Timcharger:<\/strong> On the set of Bad Santa, we see that Billy Bob Thornton looks about the same without makeup. But Lauren Graham is a totally different story.<\/li>\n
  6. Jeremy R:<\/strong> No one wants to know where that candy cane has been.<\/li>\n
  7. Jacob:<\/strong> Want to see my Yule log?<\/li>\n
  8. Jonathan:<\/strong> \u201cGovernment shut down? No worries, Santa has you covered \u2013 hoe hoe hoes for everyone!\u201d<\/li>\n
  9. Juan D:<\/strong> Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just an incarnation of evil made flesh brought here to torment my existance!<\/li>\n
  10. David S:<\/strong> \u201cCome sit on my lap and we\u2019ll talk about the first thing that pops up.\u201d<\/li>\n
  11. Cliff H:<\/strong> Coca-Cola has their Santa\u2026 and Cocaine has theirs\u2026<\/li>\n
  12. Angela L:<\/strong> Ian McShane was interviewed shortly after this picture was taken. He was asked: \u201cWhat was it like dressing up as a perverted Santa and coming to work on American Horror Story?\u201d McShane replied without hesitation: \u201cWhat the hell is American Horror Story?\u201d<\/li>\n
  13. Peter:<\/strong> Well that\u2019s the last time I say \u201cyes\u201d when Santa asks if I\u2019ll help him ring his bell.<\/li>\n
  14. Art0330:<\/strong> There\u2019s a reason why I\u2019m smiling and you can\u2019t see both of Santa\u2019s hands.<\/li>\n
  15. Austin:<\/strong> \u201cEver rode the North Pole?”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
    The Winner!<\/h5>\n

    Let’s all give a slow clap to Brandon here, who really went above and beyond with this epic poem that very accurately summarizes the season and is funny as hell. He’s clearly an ‘American Horror Story’ fan, and I’m very pleased to award him the Blu-ray box set for his effort.<\/p>\n

    \u2018Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the manor
    \nEvery creature was stirring, causing quite the clamor;
    \nThe crosses once hung by the chimney with care,
    \nNow faced down, giving hints of the evil living there.
    \nThe patients strapped down all snug in their beds,
    \nWhile electroshock therapy was applied to their heads;
    \nSister Jude in her lingerie, and Kit in his cell,
    \nWere about to be put through a great deal of hell.
    \nOut in a storm, raining down with the thunder,
    \nAliens invade the asylum, as Kit is put under.
    \nMeanwhile the lesbian, forced by the physician,
    \nGets treated with apomorphine to cure her \u201ccondition.\u201d
    \nImages of women, bare, on the screen did appear,
    \nAs the doctor tried everything to alleviate the queer.
    \nDown the hall, in the darkness an innocent Sister,
    \nTaken over by demons, with the hopes to enlist her
    \nIn the war between gods and devils and saints,
    \nWhile the innocent suffer, tied down with constraints.
    \n\u2018Twas the night before Christmas, within the bowels of the Institution,
    \nWhere Not a soul would be spared, from the Devil\u2019s persecution.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    So, that’s it for this contest. Congratulations to Brandon for winning ‘American Horror Story: Asylum<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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