{"id":48122,"date":"2013-03-12T08:00:53","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T15:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=48122"},"modified":"2017-08-22T10:21:48","modified_gmt":"2017-08-22T17:21:48","slug":"terminator-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/terminator-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Terminator’ Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"

The results of last week’s ‘Terminator’ giveaway have been tabulated, calculated and robotically analyzed to determine a winner. To paraphrase Kyle Reese: Come with me if you want a Blu-ray.
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As explained in the original post<\/a>, the challenge was to come up with a clever or witty caption for the following image:<\/p>\n

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This seemed like pretty fertile ground, and our readers came through with some entertaining responses. Here are some of our favorites. <\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/h5>\n
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  1. Alex:<\/strong> He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.<\/li>\n
  2. Barsoom Bob:<\/strong> The invitation DID say “Come as you are.”<\/li>\n
  3. Aaron M:<\/strong> I see your schwartz is as big as mine.<\/li>\n
  4. Don:<\/strong> It’s not a tumah!<\/li>\n
  5. Adam C:<\/strong> “Some politicians will do anything for the 18 to 29 vote.”<\/li>\n
  6. Jason C:<\/strong> “This is how Austrians say goodbye.”<\/li>\n
  7. Shayne B:<\/strong> “And Danny Devito has the same birthmark on the other side!”<\/li>\n
  8. Mike R:<\/strong> It’s hard to be intimidating when you’re built like a Ken doll.<\/li>\n
  9. Csm101:<\/strong> “WE’RE GOING STREAKING! Through the quad, and into the gymnasium!”<\/li>\n
  10. Michael P:<\/strong> Guys: “Wow that’s a great act, what do you call it?” Terminator: “The Aristocrats!”<\/li>\n
  11. Rodney K:<\/strong> “Do you have any blu-ray slipcovers I can put on?”<\/li>\n
  12. Zuria:<\/strong> “T-800. That’s right, the T stands for Tripod!”<\/li>\n
  13. HuskerGuy:<\/strong> The T-101 completely misinterpreted “wang chung”, but he did have fun that night.<\/li>\n
  14. Jonathan D:<\/strong> The cast discuss the finer points of Jung’s description of the collective unconscious and its pull upon the human condition between takes.<\/li>\n
  15. Rob:<\/strong> Give me a sec\u2026it’s rebooting.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
    The Winner!<\/h5>\n

    Jim here had the most delightfully cringeworthy pun with this entry:<\/p>\n

    “I’ll be bare-back.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Congratulations to Jim for winning ‘The Terminator<\/a>‘ (Remastered) on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating. If you didn’t win this one, be sure to enter our ‘Hitchcock’ giveaway<\/a> this week for another chance to take home a free Blu-ray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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