{"id":41010,"date":"2012-09-26T06:00:10","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T13:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/?p=41010"},"modified":"2018-02-23T19:42:16","modified_gmt":"2018-02-24T03:42:16","slug":"indiana-jones-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.highdefdigest.com\/blog\/indiana-jones-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Indiana Jones’ Contest Results!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow! I think it’s safe to say that you folks out there may have been a slight bit interested in the chance to win a copy of ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures<\/a>‘ on Blu-ray. We had a huge turnout for our contest last week. More than that, almost all of the entries were great. I wish that we had more copies of the prize to give away. Sadly, only one person can walk away a winner. Let’s find out which of our lucky readers that is.
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As described in the original post<\/a>, our challenge was to come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image:<\/p>\n

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Clearly, this was rich fodder for your hilarity. <\/p>\n

I usually try to narrow down our contest results to ten Honorable Mentions. That was basically impossible this time. After reading through all of the submissions, I pulled out the following long list of no less than 60<\/strong> favorites. Whew! Honestly, I could have named even more. This is after<\/em> I limited my picks to one caption per person and cut a lot of perfectly good responses.<\/p>\n

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  1. Jonathan D:<\/strong> “The dimensions of the Ark are .002 microns off center!! NOT PRECISE!!!!!!”<\/li>\n
  2. neotruelove:<\/strong> “OMG, it is Marsellus Wallace’s soul!!!!!!”<\/li>\n
  3. HuskerGuy:<\/strong> “He chose to be a Nazi, he chose to fight Indy, he chose to open the Ark. He chose\u2026poorly.”<\/li>\n
  4. Jay:<\/strong> “He just noticed his mom reading 50 Shades of Grey.”<\/li>\n
  5. Mark B:<\/strong> “Did I just hear you say you invited your mother to come live with us?”<\/li>\n
  6. Ken C:<\/strong> “Cat box odor getting out of control?”<\/li>\n
  7. Jeff M:<\/strong> “Standard def is fuuuugly!!”<\/li>\n
  8. Barsoom Bob:<\/strong> “OMG ! Those are the future Queen of England\u2019s tits!”<\/li>\n
  9. Matt G:<\/strong> “Nicki Minaj is a JUDGE on American Idol?!?!”<\/li>\n
  10. Raidel:<\/strong> “The new set will contain the 4th movie as well. NOOOOO!!”<\/li>\n
  11. Mike and Max:<\/strong> “Oh my god, the DNR on this PREDATOR disc horrifying!”<\/li>\n
  12. GregBluRay:<\/strong> “Circumsize!!!! I thought you said Supersize!!!!!”<\/li>\n
  13. Robert B:<\/strong> “They added CGI ewoks to the opening in the jungle!”<\/li>\n
  14. Daniel S:<\/strong> “OMG, Facebook\u2019s down again!”<\/li>\n
  15. Kevin F:<\/strong> “I am blinded by the awesomeness of the new iphone. well until next week when the new new iphone comes out.”<\/li>\n
  16. James K:<\/strong> “What do you mean Greedo shot first!?”<\/li>\n
  17. Cameron:<\/strong> “No way he survived that nuke! There is absolutely no way! Nope, can\u2019t happen. He\u2019s dead.”<\/li>\n
  18. EM:<\/strong> “Mein Gott! I\u2019d just assumed he was the Little Tramp!!!”<\/li>\n
  19. Mike L:<\/strong> “NOOOO!! Not Lie-MAX!!!!”<\/li>\n
  20. thomas B:<\/strong> “I\u2019ll tell you who shot first\u2026 Me, when I saw Leia in the gold bikini!”<\/li>\n
  21. Anthony S:<\/strong> “Heimlich reacts to the news from Toshiba that it is discontinuing manufacturing and R&D of HD DVD.”<\/li>\n
  22. Jim:<\/strong> “Mother always said, if you keep making faces yours will stay that way”<\/li>\n
  23. Kevin M:<\/strong> “Ok, two girls, a cup, and\u2026”<\/li>\n
  24. Tobias J:<\/strong> “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPIELBERG IS REPLACING MY GUN WITH A WALKIE TALKIE?”<\/li>\n
  25. Gavin:<\/strong> “Standard Definition video?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!”<\/li>\n
  26. Terry B:<\/strong> “Shia Labeouf ?? ALIENS ?? Please tell me I just had a bad dream ??”<\/li>\n
  27. Eric H:<\/strong> “My audition for the Muppets.”<\/li>\n
  28. El CSM101:<\/strong> “Glasses free 3D WHOA!!!!”<\/li>\n
  29. Sam J:<\/strong> “You can do better than CALISTA FLOCKHARRRRRT!”<\/li>\n
  30. Joe R:<\/strong> “What? No SLIPCOVER!!!”<\/li>\n
  31. Bran Solo:<\/strong> “ginormous hairball! ahh(cough)ahh(cough)ahh!!!”<\/li>\n
  32. Jonathan L:<\/strong> “WTF!! I\u2019m still confused by LOST!”<\/li>\n
  33. Mark L:<\/strong> “What did you get caught, the frank or the beans?”<\/li>\n
  34. Alex:<\/strong> “Hey Belloq, I was just wondering, how did Indy breathe on that submarine? Oh alright, we can talk about it after we open the sparkly box.”<\/li>\n
  35. Shout92:<\/strong> “Blinking Ewoks?!?”<\/li>\n
  36. Brian B:<\/strong> “Years from now, Macaulay Culkin will be famous for this face.”<\/li>\n
  37. Carlos O:<\/strong> “Seacrest is straight?”<\/li>\n
  38. Marc L:<\/strong> “Damn you White Castle! Ok everyone, hold on!!!!!”<\/li>\n
  39. Adam A:<\/strong> “How do you feel about your friends posting political messages on Facebook?”<\/li>\n
  40. Michael:<\/strong> “I\u2019m thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. ‘Oh\u2026 Oh\u2026 Oh!’ You know what I\u2019m talkin\u2019 about. Oh!”<\/li>\n
  41. Andres Patino:<\/strong> “Jim Carrey\u2019s father.”<\/li>\n
  42. Jordan G:<\/strong> “Always the joker, Siegfried does his small-mouth bass impression to cheer up his fellow soldiers.”<\/li>\n
  43. Stacy O:<\/strong> “No, Britney, do not hit me one more time!”<\/li>\n
  44. Henrik B:<\/strong> “NO MORE GANGNAM STYLE!”<\/li>\n
  45. Phil S:<\/strong> “Someone’s playing the THX deepnote in an Imax”<\/li>\n
  46. Mike:<\/strong> “Wow! I can save HOW MUCH on my car insurance by switching to Geico?!?!”<\/li>\n
  47. Bain Stew’d:<\/strong> “Hey guys, check out my impression of Matt Frewer.”<\/li>\n
  48. Martin L:<\/strong> “What do you mean the blu ray doesn\u2019t include the Great movie Stunts and the Making of Raiders Of The Lost Ark?!?”<\/li>\n
  49. Darrin S:<\/strong> “How much did you say it cost for a face-peel?”<\/li>\n
  50. Jason D:<\/strong> “You said this was gluten free!!!”<\/li>\n
  51. Eric A:<\/strong> “Uh-oh! Here comes that Short Round and Mutt platter I had for lunch!”<\/li>\n
  52. Jim D:<\/strong> “Shia Labeouf is swinging with the monkeys?!”<\/li>\n
  53. Frank P:<\/strong> “What do you mean I get no residuals when this comes out on Blu-ray?”<\/li>\n
  54. Daniel C:<\/strong> “I forgot to set the DVR for Project Runway!”<\/li>\n
  55. Jason M:<\/strong> “I haven\u2019t peed in three days! Can\u2019t hold it any longUAGHHHHHHHHhhhh\u2026”<\/li>\n
  56. Mike C:<\/strong> “So this isn\u2019t my best Marlon Brando impression!”<\/li>\n
  57. DSS:<\/strong> “About thirty seconds into his audition for the Scanners reboot, Dietrich began to wonder if method acting had been the way to go after all.”<\/li>\n
  58. Paul:<\/strong> “Wow; that\u2019s a HOPPY IPA!!”<\/li>\n
  59. Jason:<\/strong> “So you\u2019re telling me\u2026 We fought over this thing for the entire movie? Just for this!? Come on!!!”<\/li>\n
  60. Sando:<\/strong> “NO WALKING DEAD ON DISH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
    The Winner<\/h5>\n

    With competition this fierce, how can I possibly choose just one winner? It sure wasn’t easy. In the end, I had to go with Dan J for this entry:<\/p>\n

    Bond 50, Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures, Titanic, The Avengers all on Blu-ray in the same month? There goes my mortgage payment!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    I think a lot of us Blu-ray fans can sympathize and agree. Hopefully, we at High-Def Digest<\/em> can help ease Dan’s burden a little bit by taking one of those expensive releases off his list. <\/p>\n

    Congratulations to Dan J for winning ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures’ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating! We had a blast with this contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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