We have something kind of special to offer you in our latest contest. Not only did Lionsgate send us an extra 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray edition of Luc Besson’s sci-fi epic ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets‘, it comes with a pretty sweet piece of swag. You’ve gotta take a look at this.
Offering no explanation for it, our giveaway copy came with a model of the heroes’ “skyjet” ship from the film. If this is available at retail somewhere, I’m not aware of what store is carrying it. Now it can be yours.
To win a copy of the UHD gift set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You just couldn’t stop and ask for directions, could you? Now we’ll never get to Fhloston Paradise!”
We have one copy of the gift set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Wednesday, November 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Marky360
I swear to god if you say something bad about Justice League one more time I am going to force you to watch BvS again to show you just how far they’ve come. There getting better.
Scott Crawford
For the last time that wasn’t me!!!
EM
Oooh, that’s gonna leave a mark…a Dane mark.
Dave
I told you not to press the little red button but no! you are Valerian the clever one
Ryan Chodora
Ask me if I’m feverish ONE MORE TIME.
dan
And when I’m done pass me the f-ing toilet paper….!!!
Marky360
Hey what kinda shit is this why is the movie called Valarian and the City of 1000 plansets and not Valarian and Lorelei and the City of 1000 planets what am I chopped liver?
Bryan Toth
First Suicide Squad and now this? I might have to sleep with Harvey Weinstein to get any decent parts in this town!
Chris Rodriguez
Gosh dang it George! I told you never touch a Boulan-bathor’s cheese balls!
NJScorpio
“Okay, now…once again…in this scene, we really need to see some chemistry between the two of you, otherwise the audience won’t care what happens. So now, look at Valerian like….no…not like that…”
Chris Rodriguez
You try hiding a Mul Converter up your Ass!
Chris Rodriguez
Fart one more time when I’m eating and i’ll Feed you to a Bromosaur!
Chris Rodriguez
Go ahead, touch my Astrial photon flux defibrillating proton plasma vortex shooter and see what happens!!
Victoria Caldwell
How could people fail to watch us do this? This is the best, most imaginative story put out in a long time, with an amazingly creative presentation! I dont get it! WTH ?!?
George
“DID YOU KNOW MY AGENT HATES ME!”
Timcharger
That picture already has the best caption:
“From the legendary director of the Professional, the Fifth Element, and LUCY.”
George
“You think you can scare me out of a Suicide Squad sequel?? Think again!!”
George
“Heil Snyder.”
David Staschke
“Jeez, Laureline! You’re not you when you’re hungry. Here, have a Snickers.”
David Staschke
“I was NOT belly dancing in Suicide Squad! That was CGI wiggle they added in post!”
David Staschke
“You were supposed to take a shower before asking me to do this.”
David Staschke
“No, I don’t want to borrow your tweezers! Why do you keep suggesting that?!”
David Staschke
“I’m doing all the heavy lifting in this movie because I wasn’t horribly miscast like you, discount Leonardo DiCaprio!”
Robert Weigel
You got parasites again
Barry Dowell
What exactly do you mean I don’t get paid if this film doesn’t make money at the box office?!
Drew Anthony S Morton
What do you mean Rihanna is a shape shifting squid?
Csm101
“No 3d release in the U.S.!!? GRRRRRRRRR!!!!”
Barry Dowell
So now you are telling me that this Skyjet giftset is only available in limited supply?! Really, how am I gonna get all my friends to order their sets?! You really know how to piss a gal off, don’t you! Yet another lost revenue opportunity from this movie. I swear I’m gonna have to make sure my agent never signs me up for any more profit sharing deals!
Daniel
“I`m not wearing hockey pants!”
David Staschke
Your inpersonation of Keanu Reeves from Point Break isn’t impressing anyone, Dane!”