Valerian

Contest: Win a ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Ultra HD Gift Set!

We have something kind of special to offer you in our latest contest. Not only did Lionsgate send us an extra 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray edition of Luc Besson’s sci-fi epic ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets‘, it comes with a pretty sweet piece of swag. You’ve gotta take a look at this.

Offering no explanation for it, our giveaway copy came with a model of the heroes’ “skyjet” ship from the film. If this is available at retail somewhere, I’m not aware of what store is carrying it. Now it can be yours.

Valerian Gift Set

To win a copy of the UHD gift set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “You just couldn’t stop and ask for directions, could you? Now we’ll never get to Fhloston Paradise!”

We have one copy of the gift set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Wednesday, November 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

148 comments

  1. I swear to god if you say something bad about Justice League one more time I am going to force you to watch BvS again to show you just how far they’ve come. There getting better.

  2. Hey what kinda shit is this why is the movie called Valarian and the City of 1000 plansets and not Valarian and Lorelei and the City of 1000 planets what am I chopped liver?

  3. Bryan Toth

    First Suicide Squad and now this? I might have to sleep with Harvey Weinstein to get any decent parts in this town!

  4. NJScorpio

    “Okay, now…once again…in this scene, we really need to see some chemistry between the two of you, otherwise the audience won’t care what happens. So now, look at Valerian like….no…not like that…”

  5. Chris Rodriguez

    Go ahead, touch my Astrial photon flux defibrillating proton plasma vortex shooter and see what happens!!

  6. Victoria Caldwell

    How could people fail to watch us do this? This is the best, most imaginative story put out in a long time, with an amazingly creative presentation! I dont get it! WTH ?!?

  7. Timcharger

    That picture already has the best caption:
    “From the legendary director of the Professional, the Fifth Element, and LUCY.”

  8. David Staschke

    “I’m doing all the heavy lifting in this movie because I wasn’t horribly miscast like you, discount Leonardo DiCaprio!”

  9. Barry Dowell

    So now you are telling me that this Skyjet giftset is only available in limited supply?! Really, how am I gonna get all my friends to order their sets?! You really know how to piss a gal off, don’t you! Yet another lost revenue opportunity from this movie. I swear I’m gonna have to make sure my agent never signs me up for any more profit sharing deals!