Contest: Win ‘The Transformers: The Movie’ on Blu-ray!

After all is said and done, you’ve never walked, you’ve never run. You’re a winner!… Or, at least, you could be a winner if you enter our contest for a totally awesome copy of ‘The Transformers: The Movie’ on Blu-ray! Rad!!

Yes, we’re giving away the 1986 box office flop beloved animated cult masterpiece ‘The Transformers: The Movie‘ so that you can relive one of your childhood traumas all over again.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Fifty bucks for an oil change? I knew bringing it to the dealership would be a ripoff!”

We have one (slightly used) copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The cover art has a small bit of damage but the disc itself is in perfect shape.

The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Thursday, September 15th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. William Henley

    5) “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

  2. Dan

    1) What guys?! It’s called a morning wood….

    2) Can you show us on the autobot where the human touched you?

    3) It’s OK Optimus, we aren’t going to judge you for being a robosexual.

  3. nagara

    1) Preceptor: Upon closer inspection, this is NOT the Droid I’m looking for.

    2) “It’s too bad we lost Ratchet. (RIP) All we have now is a transforming microscope for some reason.”

    3) Every other autobot in this movie has telescopic vision normally….apparently except for one.

    4) Perceptor: After a cursory evaluation, I’ve determined that Optimus did indeed have the touch….of death. OH!!

    5) I knew he was in trouble when his eyes showed the blue screen of death.

    6) Ultra Magnus: “Well at least he wasn’t blown up. There’s no coming back from that😉

    7) Hot Rod: “I just gotta say it. Optimus inferior. Hot Rod superior.

    8) Ultra Magnus: “Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries…”

    9) There goes our plans for the Hasbro Extended Universe. We were close to a deal to unite with GI Joe, Battleship, and My Little Pony!

  4. Pedram

    You can mock his trailer for taking off when all the fighting starts, but he’s not the one dying on this table now is he?

  5. Jason

    Optimus: “I feel like a big piece of $%^#.!”

    Kup: HAHA! NOW that’s who you”ll be from Now on #$%^ piece!”

    Arcee: i just cant believe he’s a piece of #$^! (Face Palms herself)

    Hot Rod: Well he shouldn’t have called Megatron a titanium based water pistol.

    Magnus: remains silent…..