I feel like the lack of a contest broke our momentum last week. Let’s try to get things back on track today with a giveaway for the action-packed ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Bruce “The Paper” Willis. This three disc set contains a Blu-ray, a Blu-ray 3D, a DVD, an UltraViolet Digital Copy and a lenticular slipcover. (I know what you’re thinking: “Oooooooh, slipcover.”) This movie’s got plenty of shootin’, lots of ‘splosions, and high-flying ninja action leaping off the screen in three dimensions. And it can be yours for free. Yo Joe!!
Largely ignoring the awfulness of its predecessor (the inane ‘Rise of Cobra’) ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation‘ is practically more reboot than sequel. That’s a good thing, and a step in the right direction. This is the first time that the G.I. Joe franchise has actually appeared on screen in recognizable form.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “For the last time, guys, this is how you delete the porn from your internet browsing history.”
We have one slightly used copy of the Blu-ray to give away. (Sorry, no shrink wrap on this one, but all the contents are in good shape.) The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, August 2nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Tony Toliver
“So this is what you call, Twerking!” O_o
Chris
Does that tornado…have sharks in it?
StarMenace
“Have you guys seen this whole A-Rod/PED scandal thing?”
Rock – “I can’t imagine why anyone would think about taking Performance Enhancing Drugs to get bigger and stronger.”
Csm101
“…and that’s how you hack into the government’s firewall.”
“Gee thanks Roadblock, now I know!”
” And knowing is half the battle!”
Dan
So, do you think we can Duke back from the dead? I mean we did it with Storm Shadow.
Zuria
I can’t believe there are still Scorpion King bit torrents out there…
Zuria
See where my hand is? That Kinect sensor can’t pick up shit!
Chris Etrata
Yo Joe, we are butch compared to our ancestors… THE CARTOONS!
Csm101
Roadblock: “God it’s cold in here!”
Randall
Ok so let’s break this down…we have 2 dudes, 4 chicks, a baseball bat, a donkey, 2 bottles of lube, a hand puppet missing one eye and a hollowed out pineapple. Ok Dwayne quit playing with your hands I know you have not sent a Tweet in awhile, but let’s see how this plays out then you post a pic of your workout this morning.
Dipesh Khatri
“I told you roadblock… there is a smaller shirt size available” – DK
Colin
You really shouldn’t be watching that at work.
Michael
“Yeah, he says his name is Carlos Danger. He might be a good addition to the team.”
Ralph
So, that’s what a “slightly used” Blu-ray of this movie is worth on eBay?!? Pitiful… Well, it’s gotta be worth more than a new copy of “The Host”!
Jason
Wait that’s what my Filecard says?
Zuria
Wow! He really was just one guy with a beard, dressed in fatigues. Is that a cobra?
Zuria
This is a still shot on the HiDefDigest site of us looking at a monitor screen with a still shot of us on the HiDefDigest site looking at a monitor screen with a still shot on the HiDefDigest site of us looking at a monitor screen… WAIT, are we in a G.I. Joe movie, or is this Escape From The Planet Of The Apes?
Zuria
Boy, that Anthony Weiner sure needs a tan…
Earl Friedman
It’s time for some “Rock and Roll”!!!,
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Wurms
“This is where babies come from…”
Csm101
Who is this Rza fella and what the hell is he doing in our movie?!
david batarseh
“Check the reviews for snitch jabroni.” Snitch meta critic is a 1 percent and rotten tomatoes gives it 99 percent rotten. You may want to stick with the terminator 5 script and fast 7 for now.