Yo Joe! Win ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ on Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D!

I feel like the lack of a contest broke our momentum last week. Let’s try to get things back on track today with a giveaway for the action-packed ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Bruce “The Paper” Willis. This three disc set contains a Blu-ray, a Blu-ray 3D, a DVD, an UltraViolet Digital Copy and a lenticular slipcover. (I know what you’re thinking: “Oooooooh, slipcover.”) This movie’s got plenty of shootin’, lots of ‘splosions, and high-flying ninja action leaping off the screen in three dimensions. And it can be yours for free. Yo Joe!!

Largely ignoring the awfulness of its predecessor (the inane ‘Rise of Cobra’) ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation‘ is practically more reboot than sequel. That’s a good thing, and a step in the right direction. This is the first time that the G.I. Joe franchise has actually appeared on screen in recognizable form.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “For the last time, guys, this is how you delete the porn from your internet browsing history.”

We have one slightly used copy of the Blu-ray to give away. (Sorry, no shrink wrap on this one, but all the contents are in good shape.) The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, August 2nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Jay Pizzulli

    I’m telling you guys for the last time, that guy from ‘Tooth Fairy’…IS…NOT…ME!!!!!


    Flint: Hey Jaye, wow I didn’t know you were on facebook. Are you changing your relationship status? I thought you and roadblock–

    Lady Jaye: –Its gonna be you and me now, lover

    Roadblock: Ahem…

  3. marine92104

    A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.

    Any questions?

  4. “A cat. In space. Pooping rainbows. Just wow.”

    “We can see with this computer simulation, using our radically advanced software, what Jesus riding a velociraptor would look like.”

    “Hang on, guys. It’s almost up. Vista is the new benchmark, they say…”

    “I’ll search for Cobra Commander in just a sec. Let me finish this Candy Crush level…”

    “Ugh. We can track even the smallest ant in the biggest desert but we can’t find a single like for our George Zimmerman Facebook fanpage.”

    “Looks like #ThePresidentIsReallyZartan is finally trending.”


    “And if we watch this Chris Brown video closely, we can get tips on how to beat people up and get away with it.”

    “I’ve just about cracked this code. We’ll be playing Nintendo ROMs in no time!!”

    “Just a minute. I’m not done being a grammar Nazi to this opinionated imbecile on the GIJoe forum.”

  5. Eric Feldstein

    Hey look guys, I found this video on You Tube. It shows how to build a home theater in your basement. It makes it look so easy, this is gonna be a piece of cake!

  6. Eric Feldstein

    Wow, take a look at this video. It’s some guy auditioning for the role of Clutch in the new GI Joe movie. He he, this is horrible.. What’s the dude’s name? Josh Zyber? Never heard of him.

  7. William Henley

    “Sigh, It looks like Hothead has reviewed Avatar 2. Dang it, we are going to have to start charging him for military protection.”

  8. Kashtarreaper

    “What’s the new give away on highdefdigest.com? The Host?? Zero entries?”

    “Where’s Josh’s Home theater update??? Hit refresh!”

  9. Shahid Waseem

    Flint: Are you still checking Rocks imdb page to see if he’s doing Tooth fairy 2? C’mon
    Jaye: Nah I’m checking out Tom hardy. He’s so fine.
    Rock: Y’know Tooth fairy did get green lit.
    Jaye & Flint: Whatever Dwayne!

  10. Shahid Waseem

    Jaye: I just A/B Tested the new cover of our movie’s blu ray release twice! And it’s clear that NONE OF YOU on the cover is gonna help this turkey sell.

    Flint: Then what do you suggest?

    Jaye: I’m Gonna have to bust out with that swimsuit shoot I did with Maxim, Look–

    Flint, Rock: Woah momma!!!

  11. Timcharger

    “Hey guys, check this out, I googled “cobra sucks ass” again, and on this link, look…”

    “Apparently the stripper’s name is Miss Cobra, and the ass is a donkey, and…”


  12. Doc

    You two are hooked on the Food Network?! Phhhfft!!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin’…

  13. Medijon

    “They’re gonna do WHAT with that cup??”

    “It’s called Farmville guys… the bad guys have already won..”

    “I don’t understand what porkchop sandwiches have to do with it, but the point is, this is how you save people.”

    “I broke it down, I think we need to start reserving more bullets and explosives and less knowing.”

    “It’s called Twerking.. are we sure we even WANT to save the world?”

  14. Steven Koumarelas

    Lady Jaye: The order was placed.

    The Rock: Great!

    Other guy: What did you order?

    The Rock: More coconut oil. Needed to keep up my skins trademark shine.

  15. John M.

    Okay . . heres the plan team … Flint start getting paler and glow. I have to sulk a lot .. . Roadblock. . umm well there I guess you stay the same but grow fangs. Then we can be a crappy movie franchise and make a billion dollars!

  16. You mean this guy @MSGjk on twitter actually had GI Joe action figures in the 70’s, has Joes on his twitter backround & he still didn’t win? Really?

  17. Timcharger

    “So help me decide, guys…”
    “I have the Steelbook up on this Walmart.com webpage.”
    “Here I have the Extended Cut up at Bestbuy.com.”
    “The Steel has 3D, but the reviews on the 3D are so-so.”
    “Extended cut is supposed to be better, but how much better?”
    “Maybe I’ll get both, but damn, I’m not spending $50 bucks for 1 movie!”
    “Wait, Season 4 of Star Trek the Next Generation is out this week!”
    “Never mind, I know my decision.”

  18. Hey guys, look! I got David E. Kelley locked up in an undisclosed location, torturing the crap out of him until he releases the Wonder Woman series. Do you think I applied the noose tight enough around the neck?