I’m so sorry to do this, but I’m going to have to send copies of ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ to two of our readers. I know, you only entered the contest as a joke. I get it. Nevertheless, you did enter, and now I’m obligated to give out the prize. My condolences.
As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:
- Bill M: If you were Tom and I were Nicole, if this was a Kubrick film, and if you’d just FORGET THE DAMN CUFFS…
- Csm101: Anastasia: “Put that champagne down, champagne is for closers only!”
- Jared M: “I will beat you senseless with a dildo if you make one peep this entire party.”
*sniffles* “You had me at dildo.”
- Bernie W: I can’t wait for the party to be over so we can go back home and revise our relationship contract.
- Alex: Masquerade!
Every face a different shade (50 of them)…
Look around – there’s another mask behind you!
- Deaditelord: Anastasia: “You are so going to think about that other woman’s ass when we have sex later tonight aren’t you?”
Christian: “Yes… Yes I am.”
- David S: “Lone Ranger? No, I’m the ‘Bone Ranger,’ honey.”
- Julian: Hickman & Peck cosplaying at Comic Con 2017.
- Michael C: Can you believe we signed up to do three of these *ucking movies.
- Derek: Hi ho careers! Away!
Poor Chris. In one of his comments, he quipped: “Seriously though. This is one of those contests that if you win, you still lose.” Looks like you’re going to lose this one, Chris, because this was genuinely one of my favorite entries:
Even Meat Loaf wouldn’t do that.
The second copy I’m giving to Timcharger as punishment for his continual whining about how he never wins any of our contests. How’d ya like this one, Tim?
Also, his entry was pretty good:
“You have no idea how dirty. If we had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollack painting.”
Congratulations (I think) to Chris and Timcharger for winning ‘Fifty Shades Darker‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest. Be sure to enter our ‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage’ contest before the deadline on Friday.