All right, folks. You haven’t been too thrilled with our contest prizes around here the last few weeks. We got the message. Fortunately, I think we have something a little better lined up this time. This one’s for the horror junkies, and we know there are more than a few of you out there. Enter today’s contest for your chance to win this year’s splatter-tastic ‘Evil Dead’ remake on Blu-ray.
Foregoing most of the campy comic relief that made the original series famous, the makers of the new ‘Evil Dead‘ chose to focus instead on hardcore, gory murder and mayhem, with a remake that lives up to its hard R rating. Many fans responded enthusiastically.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “What do you mean Bruce Campbell’s not in this one?!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, July 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Kashtarreaper
I’m preparing for my big musical number.
Suck it, Andrew Lloyd Webber
What do you mean Joel Schumaker has talked about an adaption?
Trebor Edirbcm
You said it was low fat. THIS IS NOT F**** LOW FAT!!!
Zuria
I got good news and bad news. The good news is your date is here. The bad news is YOU’RE Dead!
Zuria
My eyes are way cooler than the chick from The Host!
Zuria
Raimi, so help me if I hear ONE MORE pea soup joke from the crew, I’ll walk!
Zuria
“I AM big, it’s the pictures that got small.”
Zuria
You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!… All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
Chris M.
Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.
I’ve had it about up to here with your beauty tips.
Not Guilty? NOT GUILTY?!?!?!?!
Screw you! Marilyn Manson loves this look.
Damn it! What part of I need my beauty sleep did you not understand?
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
I know you’re the one who ate the last of my Kung Pao Chicken.
Hold still. There’s a big bug on your face.
Dustin Collins
Today, was not the day I wanted my ‘Red Wings’!
Dave Goreham
“Shit!” “I knew I should of let that steak cook longer!” “I don’t feel so good!”
Csm101
Nicole Kidman did it for “The Hours”. Charlize Theron did it for “Monster”. Now Jane Levy attempts the old “Hagging it up” trick for an Oscar nomination.
Sam S
Paula Deen….. look at what your fatty recipes have done to me!
Peter
“Which way to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?”
“Yeah, I’ve gotten cold sores from kissing boys before, but this is ridiculous.”
“Dad, I told you to never wake me up before noon on a Saturday!”
Kurt Parker
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
“…I ate the bones…”
“Does this blood make me look fat?”
phill
looks like someone needs a pamperin enema
Csm101
“Does this look infected?”
Csm101
“Would you be so kind as to get me a cotton swab?”
Kashtarreaper
That’s the same face I make when my girlfriend makes me watch “Glee”!
Kevin
Don’t you EVER compare me to “Brisco County, Jr.”
I’m giving it my all coach! I’m a classically trained actress, not method, can’t you tell?
Kevin
“I’ve been known to pimp slap a hoe.”
“Cut! Cut! Calm down Jane! You get the Boom Stick in the Third one.”
“Here’s Johnny.” Cut! Cut! Cut! Wrong Movie Jane!
“You better hold your tongue BITCH, I totally don’t look like Michael Jackson from this angle.”
Kevin
“Demonic possession doesn’t give you the excuse to skip flossing cutie.”
“Something’s different. Did you finally go to that beauty salon on East Lansing St.”
“Ohhhhh, goooood for you, and how was it? I hope it was ____ing good, because its useless now, isn’t it? __ck sake girlfriend, you’re amateur. You do it one more ____ing time and I ain’t walking on this set if your still hired. I’m ____ing serious. You’re a nice girl but that don’t cut it when your ____ing around like this on set.” I.E. Read in a demonic voice.