Why Are the Dead Never Friendly? – Win ‘Evil Dead’ (2013) on Blu-ray!

All right, folks. You haven’t been too thrilled with our contest prizes around here the last few weeks. We got the message. Fortunately, I think we have something a little better lined up this time. This one’s for the horror junkies, and we know there are more than a few of you out there. Enter today’s contest for your chance to win this year’s splatter-tastic ‘Evil Dead’ remake on Blu-ray.

Foregoing most of the campy comic relief that made the original series famous, the makers of the new ‘Evil Dead‘ chose to focus instead on hardcore, gory murder and mayhem, with a remake that lives up to its hard R rating. Many fans responded enthusiastically.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “What do you mean Bruce Campbell’s not in this one?!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, July 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Nick Haddad

    9 out of 10 doctors say you should floss at least once a day…I may have missed a day or 12

  2. Joe Campbell

    “Alright, your turn. Truth or dare?”

    “I drank the Kool-Aid”

    The survivor of an all day “Gilligan’s Island” marathon.

    “You slept with my boyfriend, I ate your chihuahua. Now we’re even.”

    “I think I need some help putting this lipstick on.”

    Typical reaction to “Two Girls One Cup”.

    “Arm wrestle for the other half of the cat?”

    “Why on Earth would you show me that scene from “Carrie” during this time of the month??”

    Now picture this, but as a musical…

    “What? Don’t you like my Jim Carrey impression?”

  3. Tyler

    I can’t believe I was rejected to this movie from World War Z. Oh wait never mind, I got better reviews this way!

  4. Jayson

    Demonic possession is the leading cause of tooth decay. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend not getting raped by a demonic tree to prevent possession.

  5. Scott H

    Regan ain’t nothin compared to me, pea soup throw up, 360 degree head turnin, I cut my own tounge in half bitch, throw up in your mouth and repossess you 3 times over you possessed wannabe.

  6. Jim Blake

    What the hell do you mean, you deleted Days of our Lives from the DVR?

    I said, A Venti! Not a Fucking Grande!

    What did you say about my mama?

  7. “I said medium, not medium rare!”

    “I bit… my, tongue.”

    “You don’t think I’m pretty, do you?”


    “Uhm, hey, you have something in your teeth.”

  8. 1) “Nom! NOM! BOOMSTICK! MMMMM!!!”

    2) The battle against gingivitis requires constant vigilance

    3) GEORGE: So, attractive one day – not attractive the next?
    JERRY: Have you come across this?
    GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome — she’s a two face.

    4) How could you tell I was from England?