For our first contest of 2017, we’re giving away ‘Deepwater Horizon‘, the true-story thriller starring Mark Wahlberg in director Peter Berg’s depiction of the BP oil spill disaster of 2010. Enter now for your chance to take home a free copy.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Holy crap! I think this may be part of that Allspark thing Optimus Prime told me about!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, January 12th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Chapz Kilud
This is my souvenir fighting off a pack of werewolves.
Chapz Kilud
I got this off Donald’s forehead the other day.
Chapz Kilud
My mistress left his on my back last night. I don’t know what she really is.
David Staschke
“Man, I think I need glasses. I can’t make out the writing on this thing. Jeez, now I really feel for that Vietnamese guy I blinded”
Patrick Titus
“Found this dug into my back……say hi to your mother for me”.
David Staschke
Mark Wahlberg is seen here reflecting on his past transgressions by looking at a fragment of one of the rocks he threw at black kids in the mid 80s.
David Staschke
“Ok, Mr. Suppository. Are you ready for what needs to happen now?”
David Staschke
As evidenced by this photograph, Mark Wahlberg can often be seen sweet-talking his fossilized girlfriend.
Ronald Oliver
That’s it! I’m calling Hershey’s and complaining about this Hershey’s kiss!
Brian Gilardian
“Gee, and I thought I had bad teeth…”
Michael Coover
And I thought Ted’s Dick was small
Jim
It’s not an Oscar, but it’ll do for now.
Jim
With this outta my ear, I can get back to listening to my favorite Billy Joel song…
“We Didn’t Start the Fire”
Chapz Kilud
This bladder stone caused a lot of pain when I took a leak. We need better diet now.
Salvador C.
“Big things have small beginnings.”
Salvador C.
“Wait a minute!! This isn’t the Jewel of the Nile!”
Salvador C.
“Well, I need something to scratch that itch.”
Salvador C.
Further proof Dinobots existed.
Salvador C.
“You are all mine, and I shall call you Dirk Diggler.”
Salvador C.
“Hard to believe this was in MY Deepwater Horizon.”
Salvador C.
“Here’s that record player needle I’ve been looking for!”
Salvador C.
How Mark Wahlberg passes the time while waiting for The Big Hit 2 to get the greenlight.
Salvador C.
“Look Honey!! Peter Jackson sent me this cool prop from the set of The Hobbit.”
Salvador C.
“Man, they can make a flash drive look like anything these days.”