Paramount has been very generous to High-Def Digest readers lately. While we finish tallying up the results of last week’s ‘Saving Private Ryan’ contest, you’ll get a chance this week to win a prize pack of the Oscar winners ‘Braveheart‘ and ‘Gladiator‘ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray.
To win the discs, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “OK, good job with those tricep extensions. You’re doing great with these resistance bands. Gimme ten more just like that and then we switch to chest presses.”
We have two copies of each movie to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, May 20th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
William Milby
Dude, I’m sorry! When I said that I didn’t know you were actually banging your sis’!
Christian
Mind if I hang around?
Chad Rouch
“So, Maximus, I hear you want to stick it to me?”
“Are you trying to hatch a thousand Slash Fan Fictions?”
“Yes, it’s my performance art.”
Peter F.
No, my mom did not make my outfit out of an old pair of drapes.
Peter F.
You will tell me once and for all how a slave like you manages to keep his hair so perfectly quaffed and his beard so perfectly groomed!
Peter F.
Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if we had a Trading Places experience for a week? Our friends would go nuts. We have to do it!
Ryan Chodora
When you asked me to “hang out”, this wasn’t what I had in mind.
Peter F.
Maximus, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Peter F.
Come on just tell me. When you went on Letterman was that really a hoax or were you actually crazy? Because it looked like you were kind of crazy, and judging by your acting in this film, you’re not that good of an actor.
Dan
1: “OMG IT’S RUSSEL CROWE!!”
2: This is not what Maximus had in mind when Commodus asked if he wanted to hang out.
3: Commodus portraying Pennywise in the unofficial prequel to IT.
4: “Hey if you let me go, I’ll help you woo your sister!”
5. Maximus: “I heard you yelling last night from the tower.”
Commodus: “Oh really? What did you hear!?”
Maximus: “You’re my sister, You’re my sister!”
Commodus: “You will die for your… uhhh lies!”
6. “Please be gentle it’s my first time.”
7. “You shall die for your crimes of playing Henry Jeckyll in the Mummy!”
8. “Kneel before Zod!”
9. “Boy, I’mma butter yo bread!”
10. “Please don’t sell my jock strap to Blockbuster! I want it to go where people will actually see it!”
Greg
Do me justice, brush your teeth
Derek
This is for Les Miz!
Derek
Sorry man, I think Mel already finished casting for Passion of the Christ
Brock
Fifty Shades Maximus
Brock
“YMCA, it’s fun to stay at the Y–come on, Commodus, do it with me!”
Brock
What do you mean my dress whites are impractical for hand-to-hand combat?
Art Ames
Nice bracelets. Have you seen Fifty Shades of Grey?
Jason Levy
I was being romantic and then you just go and distract me with your kinky fuckery.
Robert Wolf
Don’t worry, I said you’re off to the Colosseum,…not that you’re gonna have your “Colon Seen”!
Robert Wolf
Dude….Haven’t you heard of Fabreeze ?
Csm101
“You hang me up here like this!? You’re crossing the line!”
“No, I’m walking it.”
Ian
I demand to know how you made those arrows and fireballs disappear from the sky!!!
Russ Thacker
“There will be no singing while I’m here”
Russ Thacker
“No, You are NOT Spartacus”
Russ Thacker
“I’m not the reason The Mummy Bombed”
Russ Thacker
“You better look On The Bright Side of Life”
Csm101
The laurel and yanni debate escalated really quickly.
Dennis Heller
Let’s see you try to throw a phone now
Tom Nickerson
RC: So this is how you plan to take advantage of me? Jeez all you had to do is ask!
Robert Wolf
Maximus says “I am Gladiator” Commodus says “I am Glad-I-ate-her too” !