On one fateful day in 1980, Greg's uncle introduced him to an Atari 2600 and the game 'Adventure.' That was the last time anyone saw the "old Greg" ever again. Some say he's more polygon than man – a product of thousands of video games and cumulative years of radiation exposure bound into a single strange mass of water, fatty acids and proteins. Greg has multiple business degrees and has worked for a very long time at a large tech corporation where he is known as "Cubicle 3080." He doesn't really understand what goes on there and only considers it an obstacle standing in the way of more video games. The only thing Greg loves as much as video games is his collection of Gibson USA and Custom Shop guitars. Greg has been a major force in the progressive rock guitar world since the early 1990s, according to the press releases he frequently distributes to his family and cats.
