xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Contest: Win ‘xXx: Return on Xander Cage’ on Ultra HD and Blu-ray!

He’s fast. He’s furious. He has tattoos. He’s ex-treeeeme, baby! Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) has returned to skate and surf and save the world, not necessarily in that order. We have an extra copy of ‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage‘. It could be yours if you enter our contest. Totally dope!

The prize in question is the 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray (2D) combo pack. To win a copy, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Hey there, Vin. You’re Groot, I’m Nick Fury. Any chance you can help a Marvel buddy out with a role in Furious 9?”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, May 18th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!

50 comments

  1. Csm101

    Sam- “So what’s next after this?”
    Diesel- “I’ve been asked to do some voice work for the next Transformers movie. Either Bumblebee or Grimlock.”
    Sam- “But none of them really tal…never mind, congratulations buddy!”

  2. Csm101

    Sam-“So what was all that noise about you and The Rock not getting along on set?”
    Diesel- “I said my titties were bigger than his.”

  3. Csm101

    Sam- “So you’re back doing another triple x movie, why?”
    Diesel- ” We thought we’d bring the franchise back to its groots.”

  4. jay b

    z – He didn’t say Jésus. He said, “Hey, Zeus!” My name is Zeus.
    x – Zeus?
    z – Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
    x – No, I don’t have a problem with that.

  5. Derek

    Hey Vin, would you like to join the Avengers? I mean come on, the Fast series has proven you’re basically indestructible at this point.

  6. Tony Ware

    1.) Thanks to your wardrobe, Xander, America is winning the arms race.
    2.) Can you hand me my wallet? It’s the one that says ‘Will do literally any movie.’
    3.) You’ll be able to gain the mercenaries’ trust easily, Xander, because it’s obvious that you have no tricks up your sleeves.
    4.) My name? It comes from the Spanish for ‘Samuel The Jackson.’
    5.) For the last time, I wasn’t in that movie, so I can’t ask them to write Riddick into the Matrix 4.
    6.) You know, Xander, I’m tired of all these monkey-fighting rogue forces crashing these Monday-to-Friday satellites.
    7.) Hey Vin, you know where the generals keep their armies? In their sleevies.
    8.) I don’t know if you’re aware, Vin, but … I can drive a car.
    9.) Don’t worry, Xander, I got your back. I’m a cat that won’t cop out, when there’s danger all about. I’ll risk my neck for my brother, man.
    10.) Xander, I know you just wanted a simple life of Xtreme sports, stealing senator’s cars and wearing fluffy jackets, but the fate of the free world is at stake. I’m initiating Ride or Die Protocol, fam.

  7. Deaditelord

    Sam: “With all those tattoos, why is it that you don’t have a XXX tattoo?
    Vin: “I do, but if I show it the movie would no longer be PG-13.”

    • Deaditelord

      Doh… I just remembered that Vin Diesel does have the tattoo on the back of his neck. Thanks a lot for ruining my comment XXX..

  8. Deaditelord

    Sam: “I really need to find myself some better film roles that utilize my talents.”
    Vin: “Yeah, you’re always getting the Shaft. Can you dig it?” (Starts humming the theme song.)
    Sam: “You know, you can be a real SOB sometimes.”

  9. Warner

    1. Sam “You’ve never had a big Kahuna Burger!”
    Vin “No they don’t have a drive thru.”

    2. Vin. “You sure you wont introduce me to Quentin? He would be just the right director to put the XXX back into the next XXX!”

  10. Alex

    “And then I did The Last Witch Hunter.”
    “When I was 46, I was in m*********ing Pulp Fiction.”

  11. jay b

    and here i thought you were bruce willis, mcavoy pack it up this is the wrong bald headed guy.