In choosing a prize for this week’s contest, the biggest Blu-ray release of the week is the new ‘Die Hard’ sequel. Unfortunately, I just couldn’t in good faith inflict that piece of crap on anyone. If you need to own that for completist’s sake, you can pay for it yourself. Instead, let’s give away a much more promising title. Enter our contest for your chance to win ‘Warm Bodies’ on Blu-ray.
Starring John Malkovich, Nicholas Hoult (‘X-Men: First Class’) and Teresa Palmer (‘I Am Number Four’), ‘Warm Bodies‘ is a sweet love story set after the world has fallen to the zombie apocalypse.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “How many times do I need to explain this? Right arm, then left arm. Turn palms up. Right hand grabs inside left arm. Left hand grabs inside right arm. Right hand to back of neck, then left hand to back of neck. C’mon already!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, June 7th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
tyler
You’re so bad at pretending to be a zombie that I might even eat you.
EM
“So, this airline does provide a meal!”
EM
The hokey pokey is replaced by the yicky icky
EM
Is she live, or is she MonsterEcchs?
kyle
Look, if you don’t get it right you’ll have to do another Nicholas Cage movie.
Trevor Von Bornholz
“Walk this way.. this way (motions with hands)”
Csm101
“You ate my boyfriend, now you have to eat me!”
Csm101
Open for interpretation.
Csm101
“Why can’t you just be a brooding vampire that shimmers in sunlight!?”
triguous
No one dances to Coldplay. Let alone like that.
triguous
No one dances like that. Let alone to Coldplay.
Aaron McKee
When Julie went to shake the hand of R’s imaginary friend, he told her, “That’s his penis.”
Raidel Lopez
I can’t believe we got kicked out of the plane for using our cellphones, didn’t Mythbusters prove it wrong already? No wonder you are having a heart attack….
Raidel Lopez
Don’t get upset, at least we kept the tip before Papa Johns fired us…
Jay
Your breath smells like you ate somebodies butt
Jay
will you put your hands down, your embarrassing me
phill
As spoken by Morgan Freeman: “Not even the great George Romero can fix Teresa Palmer’s zombie impression, its just that bad.”
phill
you look as stupid as your accent is fake
herman
Sooo, was this your first SLAYER concert too!
Viserys Targaryen
H-h-h-h-here I go
Wing Man
Wait a second… I’m getting an idea! N-No. False alarm. No–Yeah–No. Yeah–No. Wait–No–Yeah–Yeah–No… no. Yes! Twilight with zombies!
Wing Man
– … and she was like “OMG LOL” and then I was like “YOLO!” and she says “Epic-fail!” and I was like all “swag” and–
– Oooooh myyyyy Goooood teeeeenaaaaageeeeers sooooo stuuuuupiiiiid…
David Hollingsworth
Why do I look like Kirsten Stewart in this pic?
David Hollingsworth
“How to dump a Zombie in Ten Days”: the backstory
David Hollingsworth
If you don’t get this right, you’ll have to watch the new Die Hard DVD.
Wing Man
– Welcome to the Mile High Club, kid.
– … it just… came off…
Wing Man
– You mean… it ate Patrick too?
– It ate everybody.
– What about… Erica?
– It ate everybody, stupid!
steve weber
winding up for the pimp slap.
William Henley
I have to say it – the movie was corney anyways, and the line from the movie by itself is just funny:
“Grrr! Argh!”
“Too much!”
David Staschke
“That’s a terrible Chris Christie inpression.”