Death Dealer Selene returns to… umm… deal more death, I guess, in ‘Underworld: Blood Wars‘. We have a spare copy of the 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack. You want it? Just make us laugh.
To win a copy of the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “All right, time to ‘fess up. Who knocked this ornament off my Christmas tree? You totally ruined the careful symmetry and I’m quite miffed about it.”
We have one copy of the movie to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, April 28th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Derek
What I have here is the box office collected from Allegiant.
Doofus88
4. “Okay everyone, I have the perfect plan to beat the Lycans at the Annual Baseball Outing this year.”
Derek
Golden Snitches get stitches
Phillip Sherman
a room full of vampires….. i brought the disco ball
Derek
All right guys, who left the stink bomb in my coat?
Christian Bertoni
Okay, whose testicle does this belong to?
Mark Batchelder
Behold the “Apple of Eden”…oh sorry wrong dumb plot device.
Mark Batchelder
…and THIS is the franchise I’m in that won’t die.
Mark Batchelder
Guy in the background – i hope thats an air freshener cause this leather has really sealed in the flavor
Csm101
“You guys look wound and uptight. Here is the remedy.”
“Is that some sort of weapon to rid us of the Lycans for good?”
“Even better, it’s limited edition deadly nightshade bubble bath. Soak your worries away!”
Csm101
“A Lycan wearing bunny ears gave me this and wished me Happy Easter. What do you make of that?”
Ronald Oliver
I don’t know about you..but I’m having a ball tonight!
Ronald Oliver
Okay, which one of you suckers yanked this hood ornament off my car?!
Ronald Oliver
Up for bids is this big shiny ball of silver that almost killed the old bald guy who is standing behind me..the proceeds will help to pay for his upcoming hair transplant procedures performed at Bosley.
kolompar jozsef
Was a great movie,Like Kate Beckinsale
kolompar jozsef
Kate Beckinsale,please come back with the next Underworld.I will be waiting.
Pedram
– No, this is not the golden snitch and you won’t win anything by getting it. Yes, I wish we were in a better franchise too, but wishing hasn’t stopped these films from going downhill fast so let’s just just move on.
– If you come across the Silver Surfer, do NOT suck his blood. Pissing this thing out is not something you want to do. Believe me.
-This amount of silver is probably worth more than what the last divergent movie made at the box office. I keep it around to remind myself of why I’m in this franchise.
Julian
‘I’m very, very happy Kinder Surprise has finally been approved for sale in the United States! Okay, now, who wants to open the first egg and discover the toy?’
Julian
‘You think our movie franchise has dropped the ball? You have seen nothing yet. Allow me to show you how you REALLY drop the ball.’
Csm101
Never trust a white guy in a trench coat.
Csm101
Matrix cosplay is sooo 2003.
jr0808
“The one thing they never tell you about being a vampire? The kidney stones.”
NJScorpio
1. “…and Slytherin grabs the Golden Snitch…”
NJScorpio
2. “I present to you…this movie’s MacGuffin!”
NJScorpio
3.”With this magic orb, I will return color to this world.”
Ulises Castro Mercado
It’s a disappointment that only us residents can participate.
Kyle
Council Member: What’s that you’ve got there?
David: A Macguffin
Councillors: Aaaaah….
Kyle
I was offered points on the back end or a silver candied apple. I took the apple. Pretty sure I made out on that one.
Kyle
David: I want you all to look directly at this orb…[flash of bright white light]
K: those new neurolizers are pretty efficient
J:[Removes David mask he’d been wearing] yeah, not bad. So you taking this one?
K: Sure. Attention everyone, attention. Alright so that blast just now was from a solar flare refracted off of Venus. All that stuff from Underworld: Awakening, didn’t happen, just a bad dream. So now you can all go about your business.
Jim Sublett
‘We’ve finally won the war brothers and sisters.
I hold in my hand the prostate of Lycan clan leader Marius.
It’s over!!’
Jim Sublett
‘The first one that can grab this magic orb from my hand gets a free VHS copy of Fists of Fury!’