OK, we get it. Our readers weren’t so interesting in winning ‘The Host’ on Blu-ray. Turnout for this contest was really low. Is taking home Stephenie Meyer’s alien invasion teen romance really even a prize, or is it a punishment? Well, one of you has to take it, so I guess you’ll find out soon.
As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:
Honorable Mentions
- NJScorpio: “Where are the pizza rolls? WHERE. ARE. THE. PIZZA. ROLLS!?”
- Alex: You had talent in “Hanna.” I’m trying to find it.
- Barsoom Bob: It worked for J and K. You will forget you ever made this movie.
- Tyler: Are you acting, or are you just doing your typical deer in the headlights impression?
- J.J.: “Is there a better screenplay behind those eyes?”
- John M: Hold still, damn it. I need to come up with some cool line because my daughter wants to see this movie and I refuse to rent it.
- David S: “Damn you! Why did you put a lightbulb in my Fleshlight?! It’s useless now! Not cool!”
- Mark L: Is it safe? ……… Is it safe?
- Chris C: Another Stephenie Meyer film? Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!
- Justin: “Oh thank f***ing god, I thought you were Kristen Stewart. I’ll take an alien over that b***h any day.”
The Winner!
In my estimation, I think that Michael gave us the funniest line:
Sorry but after spring break in Tijuana last year, I check everyone claiming to be a lady very, very carefully.
Congratulations (I think) to Michael for winning ‘The Host‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest. Be sure to enter our ‘Evil Dead’ contest before the deadline on Friday.
Michael
This is great. Thank you!
NJScorpio
Congrats!
(I think.)