The best kinds of contests are back-to-back contests. While we tabulate the results of last week’s ‘Skyfall’ giveway (which will be announced later this week), we also happen to have a spare copy of the newly remastered Blu-ray edition of ‘The Terminator’ on hand. For your chance to win, enter our contest today.
‘The Terminator’ is of course James Cameron’s legendary breakthrough motion picture about a cyborg killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sent back in time from the future to assassinate the woman destined to give birth to the leader of the human resistance movement in the war against the evil machines. But you already knew that.
While we’ve had to suffer with woefully inadequate video editions until now, the new Blu-ray edition of the 1984 film has been freshly remastered and tealified for your viewing pleasure.
To win the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Maria took everything in the divorce, even the clothes off my back.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Adam Charles
Is that a tumor?
Trebor Edirbcm
Hey guys, does this look like a Q to you?
Mark
Dude! What the hell. We said dress in a suit for your birthday party. Not to come IN your birthday suit.
Alex
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dan
we always knew body builders where making up for their “short” commings!
Barsoom Bob
Okay then, Who’s up for a little Greco Roman wrestling ?
Barsoom Bob
Don’t be pussies. Take your clothes off, we’ll oil up and strike some poses.
Barsoom Bob
The invitation DID say “come as you are.”
Phillip Meyers
Look at me, I’ve been sent back in time to tell you that you are all girly men.
Michael Raye
Don’t look down, keep eye contact – don’t look down . . . dammit, I looked!!!
Brandon Murphy
“I told you you were a choir boy compared to me!”
Matthew Darcy
Nice clothes. I’d rather be naked.
Daniel A. Pulliam
1. Terminator: “Oh what? Better naked than dated, I always say”.
2. Terminator: “So I hear we’re gonna be cellmates. Who’s first”?
3. Gang Member: “Don’t worry, boys. We’re not killing a man. He’s a demon”!
4. Terminator: “I’ve got your heart of the ocean right here, Mr. Lovett”.
5. Gang Member: “He’s gonna come in here just like he did before…he’s gonna come in here and he’s gonna get us”!
6. Terminator: “You are three UGLY motherf**ers”.
7. Terminator: “I’ll be back. You be front”.
8. Terminator: “Screeeewwwwww yoooouuuuu”!
9. Terminator: “Hey there. You three gentlemen really exemplify the low-life thug look I’m going for for the rest of my stay in your time period. Any chance I could trouble you for a makeover”?
10. Gang Member: “I’ll be back”. Terminator: “The hell you will”.
Chad Wilfong
Is this where the auditions for Starz’s Spartacus being held?
HuskerGuy
Terminator XXX: 3 punk chumps
Trebor Edirbcm
Hear me and believe me later, even killer cyborgs from the future get shrinkage.
G-man
Did one of you fellas happen to see where I dropped my bar of soap???
G-man
Okay, vich vun of you is in charge of the short-arm inspection?
Aaron McKean
Iam here to pump you up!
Aaron McKean
I see your swarts is as big as mine
Rick Ellis
“We used to think you were crazy, but we can see your nuts!”
Adam Charles
“I know now why you cry…”
Rick Ellis
“Pffft, let me guess. You were swimming and the water was cold, right!?
Don
It’s not a tumah!
Dan
You call that a Terminator?
Mark
I said, how’s it hanging?
Scott
“Uh, who are you, and where’s our housekeeper?”
Lito Velasco
Bill Paxton punk: “You’re the escort the service sent to us?!! Oh, man…game over, dude!”
Terminator: “Don’t worry…I’ll be gentle.”
Adam Charles
“Some politicians will do anything for the 18 to 29 vote”
Adam Charles
“Trust me, the front side is more attractive. My back looks like my butt-crack goes all the way to my neck.”