Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.
I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?
We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Alex
Fed up with his shenanigans, General Melchett has Captain Blackadder shot and drafts some new recruits.
Shayne Blakeley
“Oh I want to be in that number, when the skanks go marching in!”
Alex
I don’t know what I been told! (I don’t know what I been told!)
New uniforms are really cold! (New uniforms are really cold!)
Shayne Blakeley
Disney immediately regretted green-lighting “Concentration Camp Musical.”
Reposted since original didn’t show up.
Alex
Requested three months supply of Penicillin, Morphine, and MRE’s, and what do they send us? Lollipops.
Alex
When the Bob’s Army Surplus has a sale, you’ve just got to be there.
Shannon Nutt
Please, please, tell me the winner won’t be someone who tells a story over 10 different captions! 🙂
That said, here’s one from me:
Scott Glenn makes mental note to give the agent a nice raise for getting him this gig.
Alex
*Mumbling* “Tron: Legacy chick got a lightcycle and a haiku contest, and all we get is schoolgirl uniforms and a WWI trench…”
javier
Stand aside GI’s, Rosie O’Donnel ,Ellen DeGeneres and all those others go down tonight! The airwaves will be ours again!
Shayne Blakeley
When exactly am I eligible for these again? I’d love to not pay for this.
Josh Zyber
AuthorShayne, I’ll look that up when I get home later tonight. I have a tracking log of who won which contests and when.
Josh Zyber
AuthorShayne, according to my records, you won our Exorcist contest in October.
Shayne Blakeley
Yeah I did, I wasn’t sure how long ago that was. I guess Halloween makes sense. Also, I wasn’t sure if the rules meant within a years time, or within the current year. Oh well.
Josh Zyber
AuthorRolling 12 months, sorry. We want to make sure that everyone has a chance to win something. 🙂
There may be occasional events (like our Oscar live-blog) where we give away a whole bunch of prizes and set aside the 12 month rule.
vihdeeohfieuhl
Oooh! That’s a bingo!
Is that how you say it? “That’s a bingo.”
You just say, “Bingo.”
Bingo! How fun! But I digress. Where were we?
javier
The army sure looks better ever since the government started paying for cosmetic surgery!
Shayne Blakeley
“Barbie: Beyond Thunderdome”
vihdeeohfieuhl
The struggle for world domination will be fought entirely between us, between Germans and prostitutes. All else is facade and illusion. Behind England stands Heidi Fleiss, and behind Hugh Grant, and behind Eddie Murphy. Even when we have driven the hookers out of Germany, she remains our world enemy.
vihdeeohfieuhl
Heil, mein die Stricherin!
Sieg Heil!
vihdeeohfieuhl
Heil, mein Führer!
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Heil, mein die Stricherin!
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Heil, mein Führer!
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Heil, mein die Stricherin!
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Sieg Heil!
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Sieg Heil!
Jane Morgan
We represent The Ticklefuck Guild
The Ticklefuck Guild, The Ticklefuck Guild
And in the name of The Ticklefuck Guild
We wish to welcome you to Snyder Land
StarMenace
Another One Bites the Bust
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Transgenders: More than Meets the Eye
Shayne Blakeley
(Singingly) “I wish they all could be Colonal Landa’s girls…”
Stephen N.
With Army ads like this who wouldn’t sign up!? QUICK! WHERE’S THE NEAREST RECRUITING OFFICE!?
Stephen N.
We’re hos
We’re hos
It’s off to war we go
Donat Torres
What’s the worst that can happen in a group shower?
Donat Torres
What’s the difference between a hot girl and an enemy soldier?
I’d like to see one on their knees. The other one is a soldier.
Shayne Blakeley
“You think that’s bad? Remember when Quagmire and I had to pose as jailbait in Nazi Germany?”
Shayne Blakeley
Jean-Pierre Jeunet presents “Sailor Moon”
Shayne Blakeley
Most awkward Sadie Hawkins Dance ever.
Chaz Dumbaugh
We’ve been fighting this fucking war for over two years and now they decide to send us hot, probably underage, girls to solve our problem? Game Over Man, Game Over!
Stephen N.
Don’t fire until you see the whites of their bras!
Lahrs
The Girl Scouts decided to try a new method of selling their cookies, a bit more of an “I dare you to say no” approach.
Julian
“Behold! Zack Snyder’s harem!”