Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.
I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?
We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Written by: Josh Zyber | Visit Website
Josh Zyber is a veteran movie and video disc reviewer from Laserdisc to DVD and beyond. In addition to managing this blog and writing the occasional Blu-ray review for High-Def Digest, Josh also contributes regularly to Home Theater magazine.
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Shayne, I’ll look that up when I get home later tonight. I have a tracking log of who won which contests and when.
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Rolling 12 months, sorry. We want to make sure that everyone has a chance to win something.
There may be occasional events (like our Oscar live-blog) where we give away a whole bunch of prizes and set aside the 12 month rule.
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You just say, “Bingo.”
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Heil, mein die Stricherin!
Sieg Heil!
Heil, mein Führer!
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Heil, mein die Stricherin!
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Heil, mein Führer!
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Heil, mein die Stricherin!
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Sieg Heil!
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Sieg Heil!
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The Ticklefuck Guild, The Ticklefuck Guild
And in the name of The Ticklefuck Guild
We wish to welcome you to Snyder Land
Another One Bites the Bust
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We’re hos
We’re hos
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Most awkward Sadie Hawkins Dance ever.
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