By now, you’re probably sick of hearing ‘Olympus Has Fallen‘ described as “Die Hard in the White House.” Fair enough. If you’d like the chance to win an action thriller in which a lone underdog hero is trapped in a confined location (that happens to be where the President lives) with a bunch of terrorists, enter our contest today.
Oh, allow me to be more specific, since there were two of these this year. If you’d like the chance to win an action thriller in which a lone underdog hero (played by Gerard Butler) is trapped in a confined location (that happens to be where President Aaron Eckhart lives) with a bunch of terrorists, enter our contest today.
OK, got it? Good. To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Don’t look, but I think General McCreepypants is stalking us.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, August 16th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Michael
“I swear, if he says “You can’t handle the truth!” one more time I’m gonna court marshal his ass!”
Jay Dennis
“So he doesn’t know the pigeons got him on the back this morning”
“No Mr. President”
“So who’s going to tell him”
“Well sir, you’re the President”
“AAHH MAN!”
Michael Lombardo
1) President: “Earlier today, that creepy bastard behind us took a bite out of my right arm right here. Kept calling me Two-Face while I fended him off with a prop detonator.”
2) President: “Could someone PLEASE tell Malcom McDowell’s stunt double to stop staring at my ass?”
3) “Pictured from left to right: David Chappelle, Malcom McDowell, John Cho, Anderson Cooper and Thomas Jane from the film “White House Down.” Picture taken from “COMPLETELY WRONG ON EVERYTHING MAGAZINE.”
Jonathan Doan
“How do we tell Capt. Stubing over there he’s in the wrong movie??”
The Captain: “Uh oh… I floated an air biscuit. Hope they don’t notice!”
Dude in the center: “I TOLD YOU!! It’s ‘hands on your hips, give ’em a PUSH’!!”
As the two high-ranking government officials discuss the fate of the disgraced Captain who sank the latest tanker, the young Recruit in the background makes another attempt to turn Aaron Eckhart gay for his own devious ends.
The dude in the center: “Do you mean to tell me your hair color is really ‘natural’?”
The Commander: “Oh. My. GOD! He’s talking about my movie treatment! If he can sell my Twilight porn flick I’ll be GOLDEN!!”
Jonathan Doan
Aaron: “He sent WHAT to this ‘Carlos Danger’ character??”
Aaron: “No I don’t think me being a Brony is a Federal Offense…”
The dude in the center: “You’re NOT going to the Christmas party? After I set up the poker games just to entice you to come? OH NO YOU DIH-ENT!!”
The dude in the center: “You mean you HAVEN’T seen The West Wing?”
Aaron McKee
“Did you not get the memo?”
“What memo, Mr. President?”
“Today is No Blue Tie Tuesday. And you’re wearing a blue tie. WTF, man?”
Aaron McKee
“What can I do for you, Mr President?”
“He called me Harvey Two-Face. No one calls me Harvey Two-Face anymore. I want him dealt with. Promptly.”
“Dealt with, Mr. President? I’m not sure what that entails.”
“Well, I don’t know. Ask yourself, ‘What Would Harvey Two-Face do?’ Then do that.”
Aaron McKee
“Yes, Mr. President?”
“Ask him if I can wear his hat. I’d really like to wear the hat.”
“His hat, Mr. President?”
“Yes.”
“Would you like your own hat, sir?”
“Can I change the color scheme?”
“Yes, sir.”
“I’d like it personalized.”
“Of course, Mr. President. What would you like it to say?”
“I want my Xbox Live gamer tag on it.”
“What is your gamer tag, sir?”
“POTUSftw.”
NJScorpio
5)
“Who let ‘Captain Crunch’ in here?”
“Sir, we evacuated everyone into the fallout shelter. Standard protocol.”
“But he is sooooooo annoying.”
“I know sir. I know…”
Danchez
“I TOLD my wife, ‘Red for Republican, Blue for Democrat,’ and what color tie does she get me? …Today is not gonna be a good day for America.”
Elizabeth
1) Look, I don’t care what Fox News says, I was NOT born in Kenya.
2) What do you mean you left the left Astroglide in the other suit? What are going to do during lunch now?
3) I realize this script is complete crap, but did you see the size of the check they wrote me?
4) Once again confirming Republican stupidity, the politicians fail to notice the zombie standing just a few feet behind them.
5) Which one of these guys is Agent Johnson?
6) Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
7) No sir, I don’t know many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
8) I’m a 5-star general, for Pete’s sake! Why do those pansies get to make all the military decisions?
9) What the hell do you mean this isn’t the Dark Knight sequel?
10) So you’re saying we can’t order pizza during a terrorist attack?
Kashtarreaper
Did the general just fart, and is overcompensating his “I didn’t do it” face?
That stare means only one thing: Cheney got himself a new face!
Christian Rankin
President: “Blah blah blah Snowden.”
The generals eyes widen.
Guy behind general: “Must adjust spy glasses to get confidential information from the president.”
Csm101
“I said I wanted a stripper!”
“Oops my fault, I thought you said skipper.”
Jeremy R
Okay, so which one of us tells Grandpa he’s not in the army anymore and which one takes him back to the home?
Scott Clark
Whatever happens, make sure we have plenty of Five Guys burgers, ok?
Zuria
Is it me, or is that guy totally eye f*cking you?!
Zuria
I don’t know him either, but he followed me here yelling “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH” the entire way!
Zuria
Be honest, do these pants make my hips look wide?
Moises
Ok! So the jacuzzi is going to be built in on the right and how soon do we have to wait….. Oh! General, yes we have the plans right here.
Mr Apollo
So you’re telling me you’re not that guy from Hung?
– No!
But that was you in The Punisher, right?
-No
What about the following?
-No
Are you sure you weren’t in The Punisher?
-For the last time! No Anderson!
-I normally have no reservations for you, but call me Anderson Cooper one more time and it’s going to be battle Los Angeles up in this bunker you two faced son of a bitch!
tyler
President Aaron Eckhart: “People will actually see this?”
General Hollywood: “So much so that we’re releasing it again a few months later with Channing Tatum.”
Frank Slugaski
“Yesterday I caught him dressed as Hedy Lemarr!”
NJScorpio
“That’s Hedley!”
David Staschke
“Dude, feel my bicep.”
David Staschke
“Son of a bitch, I just saw the trailer for White House Down. Did you know about this?”
David Staschke
“Dude, I swear, my arm was this deep! I’m talkin’ elbow deep, bro…”
Csm101
“Did you see ol’ Admiral douchebag and his wife Cankles, man they’re an ugly cou—, he’s standing behind me isn’t he?”
“Yup.”
Brian Ambrose
“Hey, dude, did you just fart?”
Brian Ambrose
“Oh, man, I think I just shit my pants.”
david batarseh
“So your telling me Channing Tatum made more money than me this year?” “God help us all!”