Based on this week’s Monster Madness results, Predator takes the crown as champion of the Middleweight monster division, while Cthulhu moves on to face Godzilla in the semi-finals. Today’s two match-ups will reveal our final championship contenders.
We’re finally mixing weight classes here. All of these monsters have bested competitors of their own size. Now they take on each other. Can a small, blood-thirsty rodent outlast a death-dealing hunter from the stars?
Predator – I can’t argue with Predator making it to champion status. His intelligence and hunting acumen make him the perfect specimen to do well in this tournament. Now he faces his true test in the fan-favorite Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog – Again, bestowing a championship on the rabbit of death seems more than fair. He’s a great monster because of his killing power and unassuming ability to murder anything, no matter the size.
Final Word: Huh. I’m a little stumped here. On the one hand, it’s hard to vote for the rabbit because Predator is, well, Predator. On the other hand, the Killer Rabbit has the advantage of speed and could lock onto Predator’s neck in the blink of an eye. However, the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog has shown a weakness against weaponry. I’m sure that Predator doesn’t have a Holy Hand Grenade, but he probably has something just as powerful.
Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog vs. Predator
- Predator (62%, 66 Votes)
- Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (38%, 40 Votes)
Total Voters: 106
It’s fitting that the finals of the Heavyweight bracket come down to two behemoths. Cthulhu has proven that even with largely mysterious powers, one can still command attention and respect when one looks like something that would give Satan himself nightmares. Godzilla’s path of destruction was far more preordained. How can you vote against the big G? How?
Cthulhu – Without nearly as much screen time as some of the other monsters in this tournament, Cthulhu did whatever Cthulhu does and slaughtered everyone who stood in his way. Now he’s up for a real test. Godzilla isn’t the king for nothing.
Godzilla – Even the oozing mass of the unstoppable Blob was stopped by Godzilla. That’s how amazing the terrible lizard from Japan has been. He’s going to need every single power he’s accumulated over his illustrious filmography to defeat Cthulhu, though. Even though we’re not quite sure what Cthulhu specializes in, Godzilla won’t have an easy path to being crowned the ultimate champion.
Final Word: Godzilla.
Cthulhu vs. Godzilla
- Godzilla (76%, 92 Votes)
- Cthulhu (24%, 29 Votes)
Total Voters: 121