In Luc Besson’s action hit ‘Lucy‘, Scarlett Johansson opens her mind and kicks ass. We have some extra Blu-ray copies to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to get one!
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Listen, girly. Make this easy on yourself. ‘Age of Ultron’ spoilers. Start spilling ’em right now!”
We have three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
This is a shortened two-day contest. The deadline for entry is end-of-day on Wednesday, January 21st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Csm101
“The one guy in this room i wouldn’t bang has to be the one moving in on me…”
Csm101
Don’t move, they can’t see me if I don’t move.
Alex
Lucy, you got some splainin’ to do!!
Shannon Nutt
THAT made me laugh, Alex…so obvious, yet so funny. 🙂
Alex
Now wait a sec…how did Captain America handle this situation?
Csm101
“Your hair smells so good, my friends and I just have to know what product you put in it.”
Csm101
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.
Jonathan Doan
1. “HAVE. YOU. HEARD. THE. STORY. OF. CHRIST.?”, opined the Jehova’s Witnesses menacingly.
2. “I thought women didn’t fart …”
3. “What’s that? You think Psi ISN’T cool???”
4. Oh no, I didn’t bring a tampon!!
5. Why did I get on this Japanese grope elevator????
6. I see a cockroach!!!!!!!!!
7. Why did I agree to star in What Not To Wear: Yakuza Edition???
8. The Japanese men were furious that Scarlett Johansson continually refused to reveal what Bill Murray said to her at the end of Lost In Translation.
9. Scarlett was baffled by the “Surrounded by Belly” custom.
10. Why didn’t I take that left turn at Albuquerque?
Alex
Awww man!!! C’mon, ScarJo, fess up. We know it was you.
Jon-Paul Wright
“Dammit…. I forgot tampons!”
Shayne Blakeley
Only 10% of their blood is traveling in the direction of their brains.
Shayne Blakeley
When none of your friends will commit to the group selfie.
Shayne Blakeley
Lucy has control of 100% of her brain but can she see why Japanese men love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Chapz Kilud
What is this Australopithecus doing here?
Chapz Kilud
Easy guys… There are plenty of holes to go around.
Chapz Kilud
Ok… Who wants to go first?
Shad Issa
“JC is that you? I could really use some help about now”
Shad Issa
“why do I ALWAYS get stuck standing closest to the elevator doors? BORING”
Shad Issa
“…not blinking, not gonna do it…. not blinking, don’t do it….”
Shad Issa
“why are you looking at me? look down at her cleavage, its AWESOME”
Shad Issa
(guy behind Lucy) “her hair smells so good, sniff sniff..mmmmmm”
ABWoman
The moment a woman realizes that she has the smallest breasts and biggest balls in an elevator full of men.
Luke Villhauer
“Are you familiar with the term ‘bukake’?”
Shayne Blakeley
So Thora Birch must really hate you, huh?
Shad Issa
“hey….Lucy, if I die as a henchman one more time, I’m quitting acting all together, please let me go this time”
Kyle
1.”I’m not going to make fun of his neck tattoo. I’m not going to make fun of his neck tattoo.”
2.”You guys should be careful, I attended Tokiwadai Middle School.”
3.”I just had to go blonde. If I’d have dyed my hair black instead, these guys never would have noticed me.”
4.”Tell me if you’ve heard this one. A yakuza, a triad, and a monk walk into a bar…”
ABWoman
One word: Fingering.
Shad Issa
(what am I doing with my left hand) “I’m totally not reaching for your butt, I was just checking your pocket…sheesh”
Dean Curry
Most women only use 10% of their cleavage.
Shad Issa
“Lucy, concentrate, please concentrate, ohhhh you are ok, on the count of 3 we are all gonna jump… 1…..2……”
frankie
The Japanese sex trade industry just got more exciting.