Just about the only thing better than watching giant monsters duke it out in your home theater is watching giant monsters duke it out in your home theater for free. We have a spare Blu-ray copy of ‘Kong: Skull Island‘, and it could be yours if you enter our contest.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “As I said, the primate’s anatomy is indeed proportional in all respects.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray (2D version) to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Sunday, July 23rd. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck!
Tyler Smith
Hiddleston: Brie, it’ Marvel. They’re coming for you!
Jay Christian
I had no idea the camera adds an extra 10 tones to you
Miguel
Oh crap! Peter Jackson is on the set and he is really pissed that our Kong is bigger than his!
Philip Gulotta
“Turn your head and cough.”
Miguel
In stunned silence , they watch as Daenerys Targaryen, the Mother of Dragons, lands in a storm of fire.
Miguel
In horror, they watch the green screen collapse and destroy their delicious catered luncheon setup.
Andy Traynor
“Did I ever tell you what happened the last time I went up against a massive CGI rage monster? I won. Yep. That’s totally what happened. I won that confrontation and was in no way left humiliated and broken in a crater of shame and defeat making a pathetic moaning sound. That being said, I have just soiled myself.”
Andy Traynor
“We’re going to need conditioner. Lots of conditioner.”
Jason B. Morgan
“Hey, that big green one is running toward us.”
“Did it just say PUNY GOD?”
Jason B. Morgan
“Kong won but he took a Hell of a beating.”
“Yeah, he’s gonna be Thor in the morning.”
“Stop plugging Tom.”
Andy Traynor
“DO NOT…TELL SAM JACKSON…ABOUT…THE GIANT SNAKES.”
Andy Traynor
“Is that a monkey?”
“Actually, I’m an ape, not a monkey, which are quite commonly confused. Apes do not have tails, while most monkey species do. Apes tend to be larger than monkeys and usually have larger brains. Did you know ape species include humans, gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, gibbons, and bonobos? In fact, in evolutionary and genetic terms, ape species are much closer to humans than monkeys. We’re practically related!”
“Nerd.”
Andy Traynor
“This is worse than that time Curious George used steroids.”
NJScorpio
That moment when you second guess leaving your Room.
Buck
Whoa, that advertisement about needing two hands to handle a whopper was really true!
Daniel
Did you hear? Daniel Craig will be back as James Bond!
Really?! But I want a license to kill.
Shawn
Why do I only get a camera?
Archie
Tom: Wow, Godzilla was awful.
Brie: Yeah…
Andy Traynor
Tom – “Don’t move a muscle. The apes’ visual acuity is based on move-” (STOMP)
Brie – “You’re thinking of the T-rex.”
Andy Traynor
Brie – “These are the best photos I’ve taken my whole career. This is going to win me a Pulitzer. My life is going to change forever!”
Tom – “Lens cap.”
Matt Risnes
Wait. The contract says we have to be in two more of these? I just won an Oscar!
blu balls
Brie: Whoa Kong! Not that wide!
Tom: Fuck Yeah, That Wide!
Mike
Are you talking to me punk?
Peter
This must be a reaction to finding out Trumpcare does NOT cover giant-ape realated work hazards.
Peter
I dare you to tell him you’re a god and he’s a dull creature.
Peter
If I couldn’t even beat donkey Kong, just how the he’ll do you expect me to deal with this.
John Doggett
Brie: ” Did Kong just eat the director?”
Tom: “Yup!”
John Doggett
Brie: “I thought you said he was tame.”
Tom: “I thought he was…”
John Doggett
Brie: “I thought you said you were getting your giant prostate checked…”
Tom: “…Giant Primate!”
John Doggett
…When you realize that Kong coming out of wardrobe doesn’t mean he’s putting on pants.