We barely just finished one big contest and it’s already time to jump into an even bigger one. How big this time? Oh, give or take nine tons. (That’s what Google tells me a Tyrannosaurus Rex weighed.) Or, if you’d prefer to measure it in money, $1.6 billion. Yes, we’re giving away a Blu-ray copy of the #1 box office hit of the year, ‘Jurassic World’. Enter for your chance to win!
To win a copy of the movie (Blu-ray + Blu-ray 3D + Digital HD Combo Pack), all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Oh my god, would you hurry up already with that thing? I have to pee really badly and I am NOT squatting down in the woods!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, October 22nd. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Juan
So that’s where my heel went.
Csm101
Pratt: “By the way, I really admired your work in Lawless and Zero Dark Thirty.”
Howard: “Sigh.”
Joseph Bush
“…..a few more of these teeth, and we just might be able to help the Detroit Lions…..”
Csm101
Howard: ♪”Aaaaa aaaaah yeah, hooked on a feeling , I’m high on believing that you’re in love wi—“♪
Pratt: ——“CAN YOU PLEASE SING SOMETHING ELSE!!?”
Howard: ♪”Everything is awesome, everything is cool when you’re part of a team–“♪
Jason
1. Owen: “If this is the size of his tooth, imagine the size of his…
Claire: “He’s actually a she.”
Owen: “… mouth.”
2. “This is going to make a badass necklace.”
3. “Must have a really bad case of gingivitis”
4. “It’s not mad, just teething.”
5. “All that genetic engineering and they couldn’t code in some healthy teeth genes?”
6. “Claire…I think I just found a new hood ornament for the jeep!”
7. “This’ll make the perfect backscratcher.”
8. Claire: “Please tell me that’s a fossilized ice cream cone.”
9. “Dino teeth prices are through the roof on the black market! We’re gonna be rich!”
10. “Imagine how much the tooth fairy is gonna give me for this!
william wiggins
Floss, floss, floss. How many times have I said these animals need to floss more! Oh , never mind, that was just someones watch stuck on the side. Carry on.
Steve
clicking heals 3 times…”There’s no place like Guardians of the Galaxy, there’s no place like Guardians of the Galaxy…there’s no place like Guardians of the Galaxy….”
Steve
We’re in luck, now we just have to find the tiny Gnome this belongs too…
Priscilla S.
You’re next, Claire. Everyone has to have their wisdom teeth removed at some point.
Stephan W.
Universal told me to put some teeth into my acting.
J
“With this we can find Osama bin Laden.”
“For the last time, I’m not Jessica Chastain.”
J
“So your Dad is Opie, right? Love that show.”
“He’s a pretty accomplished director.”
“Oooh, think he can introduce me to Spielberg? I have something to ask him.”
“I hope it’s not about Jurassic Park 2, that movie is terrible.”
Rachael Bellomy
There’s no way in hell that I’m loaning you money so that your pet dino can get a dental implant!
KiKS
“We’re gonna need a bigger… dentist?”
Dean Curry
Listen, fair is fair. Those kids were talking about Back to the Future Day CONSTANTLY!! If the Indominus didn’t get them, someone else would have.
Jim Milton
You weren’t kidding. You did have a thorn in your foot.
Jesse
I think I just found Timchargers butt plug.
Carl Cartwright
Doing my best Maxwell Smart impersonation, “That’s the second biggest tooth I’ve ever seen”
Carl Cartwright
I know what you’re thinking but I’m still not having sex with you.
Dusty
“This is perfect for eBay.”
Dusty
9 out of 10 dentists agree, don’t visit the Jurassic World theme park.
Brian
Now that is a sharp sex toy…
Brian
Really, you are supposed to sit on this?
Brian
The seat for the annoying movie kid came loose
Chapz Kilud
Did you know rhino horns are more expensive than gold? Yes! We’re rich.
Billy Milby
“Great Scott! I Thought Jaws 19 was supposed to be the big blockbuster this year! Something terribly wrong has happened, Marty.”
Chapz Kilud
No wonder we were both in serious pain last night. This was my kidney stone clogging my unit.
Billy Milby
“Hey, when I pose like this, don’t I look like Indy?’
Chapz Kilud
This would go nicely with my Dracula Halloween costume.
Chapz Kilud
Next time you want to give someone the bird, put this on your middle finger.